Brazilian Silliness

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RRRWhen Beagle Man introduced The Roof Rack Report in early September, he said I’m more of a “political animal” than he is.  He got that right.  But I gotta be honest with you:  After the election, my interest in politics does, well, tail off a bit.  So I hope you won’t mind if I veer off-track to a really weird item in yesterday’s New York Times: “Finally, a Place in Brazil Where Dogs Can Go For Discreet Sex.” Please!  Hey, I might not be an expert in this area — an unfortunate little procedure I had as a pup took care of that — but seriously, dogs and “discreet sex”?  Is Rover humping your leg

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“discreet”?  This ridiculous little Brazilian get-away — Animalle Mundo Pet, they call it — has a dog spa with an ofuro soaking tub . . . whatever that is.  It has heart-shaped ceiling mirrors.  And it sells Chic Animale perfume for dogs — at $40 a pop.  Know how many bones I could get for that?  I mean, that’s just idiotic. And, I have to say, a little bit insulting.  Cutesy clothes . . . perfume . . . spas . . .   Come on, we’re dogs! And honestly?  We don’t have a problem with that.  So let us, if you’ll pardon the expression, just do things doggy-style.   :)

The Roof Rack Report (#roofrackreport on Twitter, for those who follow me already on @BeagleManHank) will continue to appear on Mondays and will deal with travel, topical subjects, and whenever possible, food. (What?  Today’s Tuesday?  Ooops.  Sorry about that.)

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