Standing in the check-out line at Shaw’s in Hamden today, I watched as two people ahead of me innocently flirted with one another. It was sweet and cute, like the beginning of “He’s Just Not That Into You.” I was positive there was going to a number exchange any minute.
However, I’ll tell you exactly when it got awkward.
She was in front of him in line, and began to place her items on the conveyor belt. Her cart contained the largest amount of feminine products I have ever seen purchased at one time. And with each item she slammed down, I could see him recoil a little more. She even began to chit-chat about them, explaining why she purchased the brands she did. I understand she was there to get her shopping done and not to pick up men. However, she was now there to serve as entertainment (and blog material) for me.
Thank you.
I’d like to use this post as a warning to any woman who finds an attractive guy to flirt with in the check-out line at a grocery store. Maybe it’s not the best idea to draw attention to personal feminine hygiene items when you’ve barely gotten eachother’s names down. Or at least don’t try to make conversation about them. I’m all about confidence, but really, that’s where I draw the line.

Ummmmm yea! As a single guy when I see an attractive female in a store and if were in the same line, the last thing I want a conversation to be about is how she cleans her personal insides. TURN-OFF! Let that be a lesson learned ladies! Too much information is bad. VERY BAD!
A no brainer
bahahahahahahaha that is great!