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Friday November 21, 2008

Attorney General Dick Blumenthal’s announcement to sue the owner of the Hamden Plains Cemetery for improper financial gain and failure to properly mark graves, has inspired Connecticut Blog-o-rama to come up with a potentially lucrative brainstorm.
Unfortunately, those most likely to reap the rewards are undertakers who want to be called funeral directors in honor of the exorbitant costs they charge bereaved families.
Anyway, the cemetery allegedly misplaced the deceased, mismarking graves and the like. While there’s no proof that the dead are disturbed by this, the folks they have left behind are justificably upset.
Here’s the Blogster’s simple solution: GPS transmitters attached to the coffins. As Elvis would say: “Thank you….thank you very much…”