Ganim “Declines” Chance To Come Clean on How He Shaved Time Off Prison Sentence

Word came late this afternoon from federal Bureau of Prison regional offices in Philadelphia that Joe “I Will Be Fully Vindicated” Ganim “declines” a request for an interview in his new digs at the elegant, 1870-era Second Empire brick halfway house for 64 federal and state inmates on Hartford’s Asylum Hill. So gentle readers will be kept in the dark on how someone, after about 6 years in prison, got involved in a drug-rehabilitation program, which allowed him to take 500 hours of programming and become eligible for shaving two full years off his 9-year corruption sentence.