Jason Kidd’s quest to become Nets coach

Jason Kidd (AP)

Jason Kidd (AP)

Less than a week after Jason Kidd announced his retirement, news surfaced of his interest in becoming the next Brooklyn Nets coach. Reports Sunday night said things like Kidd planned on “pitching himself” to Nets GM Billy King.

And that got me thinking: What if Kidd had to pitch himself like the average American? I’m talking sending the resume, crafting a cover letter and hoping for the job interview.

Here’s my Tuesday column, a ghostwritten draft of  Kidd’s cover letter.

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