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One Weird Year: Fake Team Awards XV

This unprecedentedly strange season, which began with a slew of injuries and ended suddenly with a pandemic, produced a weird year in our little ballot. Six votes. Not a lot. Not enough to decide one

Call For Votes, why not: Fake Team Awards XV

There’s no sign this thing’s coming around anytime soon. I’m writing about town budgets. So what the heck. One more time: It’s time yet again (fifteen years!) to vote for our Fake Team Awards. (Tell

Growing Franchise: Fake Team Awards XIV

Thanks to those who voted, and perhaps more importantly, thanks to those whose votes clumped up and actually gave us winners. They congealed just enough in the Fan Favorite to give it to Travis St.

Call For Votes, for some reason: Fake Team Awards XIV

For the sake of foolish consistency, let’s try this one last time: It’s time yet again to vote for our Fake Team Awards. (Tell your friends. Please. The past couple of years have been rough.) You guys

Happy Canada Day, and… (update: Tage Thompson traded)

…nah, I tweeted I’d stay away from the annual tack-on, ’cause a lot of you guys are already edgy about the whole Tavares thing. Means a little less down here, but still. The market is set to open,

A failing system: Fake Team Awards XIII

I was right last year: “I’m a little worried our little fake awards have reached the end of their useful life.” Once again we got seven votes, and once again your Fan Favorite vote split seven ways.

Call For Votes: Fake Team Awards XIII

It’s almost the end of the show, and it’s time yet again to vote for our Fake Team Awards. (Tell your friends. Please. Last year was rough.) You guys pick the winners of two fake trophies: Fan

Failed democracies: Fake Team Awards XII

I’m a little worried our little fake awards have reached the end of their useful life. We got seven votes this week — hey, one for each Springfield goal last night — which resulted in a hilariously

Call For Votes: Fake Team Awards XII

We’ve made it to the last week of the season again — goes so slowly, ends so quickly — and it’s time yet again to vote for our Fake Team Awards. You guys pick the winners of two fake trophies: Fan

Split Decisions: Fake Team Awards XI

Thanks to those who voted, who split their votes (in more ways than one) to leave a close finish for both fake trophies. Seven players got Seventh Player votes; six got Fan Favorite nods. The Seventh