Well, people are saying that we’re 1/3rd into the season. I don’t know how you divide 82 by 3. I get 27.333333 to infinity. It’s like one of those false logic questions where time must stop right there due to that infinite dividing point.
Remember that mathematical philosophical theory that a dropped object never hits the table because for every distance it goes, you can divide that by 2 and it still has half way to go – no matter what? You should always be able to divide the distance, no matter how close it gets.
It is kind of like…When is Bob Dolan going to fire Isaiah Thomas? At what point does he do enough wrong to merit that? He is always halfway there, but never arrives.
Getting back to that 1/3rd of a season stuff…..
When does everybody get to the 1/3rd of a 48 minute game, too? Ah. That one is easier. Exactly 16 minutes in or at the 8:00 minute mark of the 2nd quarter. Now we are getting somewhere.
My main point here is that sometimes one plus one doesn’t equal two. It is either much more or much less.
Here are my NBA top 5 surprises so far…
1) The Boston Celtics – I can’t find a single pre-season prediction that said this club would gel instantly, nor one that said it would be 27-3 at the 30 game mark. Show me where, if it is there.
2) The Chicago Bulls – How can a team that is a 49 win team that, more importantly, swept Miami and lost 4-2 to Detroit in the play-offs with essentially the same, perhaps somewhat improved roster be 12-19 and into a new coach?
3) Miami Heat – I knew Shaq and the Heat were in decline. But the floor has dropped out of Shaq’s game. He is so slow that It is hard to just get him the ball now, and so goes the Heat. They let Jason Kapono, James Posey and Eddie Jones go. They didn’t sign a number of available competent free agent point guards, instead opting (late) for Smush Parker. The Heat’s payroll is $72.5 mil right behind the Celtics $74.6mil. The Heat are 8-24. Which brings me to….
4) New York Knicks – they are 8-22. Both teams are getting worse as they’re both 2-8 over the last 10 games. NY’s payroll is still the 2nd highest in the league at $88.9 mil, after a paring down over the last year or so. Is this a surprise after acquiring Zach Randolph? I say yes it is. They have a formidable front line now and should have moved a few steps forward. If the goings on here don’t constitute the biggest scab on the face of the NBA, I don’t know what does. It’s ugly and needs a top dermatologist to fix it. One day we will talk about the Dolan years with awe and shake our heads. Wait a minute. That day has arrived. New York fans deserve better.
5) Portland Trailblazers – I’ll start and end the list with good news. The Trailblazers are the only team that might relate to the ups and downs of the Celtics. They got lucky in the draft and took Oden. They promptly lost Oden in the preseason for the year to injury. The team recently had a league high 13 game winning streak. They are 20-13 and are virtually tied with Denver (19-12) for 1st place in the Northwest Division. I love it. After 5 years in Seattle, Nate McMillan created a 52 win team out of mediocrity and made it to the 2nd round of the play-offs. He is in year 3 in Portland and seems headed in the same direction there.
Honorable mention: Orlando, Atlanta, Utah, and Houston. Orlando and Atlanta are pleasant surprises. Houston and Utah have excellent coaches and disappointing records for the talent there.
All situations are subject to change before the year is out. I expect Houston, Utah, and Chicago to get better. Orlando still has some issues. There is no obvious reason why the rest won’t continue down their chosen paths.
Celtics
Tonight Boston takes on Memphis at home. This game could be a dangerous one as they might be looking ahead to Detroit tomorrow night. Mike Conley is back and has been given the starting job, much to the dismay of Damon Stoudamire’s agent. He had a great first game with 7 pts, 8 assts. and 6 bds.
Memphis is 9-22 and has its own issues. Mike Conley is the wild card tonight. It should be a good match up for Rondo. Other interesting match-ups are Gay on Pierce and Gasol on Garnett, if they go with the starting line-up they did last night. Milicic will probably see time against Garnett as well. It should open up some daylight with Ray Allen being guarded by Mike Miller.





