Archive for August, 2010

Former Bush campaign director Ken Mehlman comes out as gay

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The same-sex marriage debate is producing some interesting consequences — Ken Melhman, former chair of the Republican National Committee and leader of the 2004 Bush-Cheney re-election campaign, has come out as gay and as a supporter of same-sex marriage in an interview with the Atlantic.

Ken Mehlman, former head of the Republican National Committee. (Getty Images)

In an interview with Politico, Melman said one reason for his disclosure is that leading Republican attorney Ted Olson urged him to do what he could to further the cause, including appearing at a fund-raiser next month for Olson’s American Foundation for Equal Rights, which is challenging California’s Prop. 8.

Mehlman, 43, is head of global public affairs for the private-equity giant Kohlberg Kravis Roberts & Co. He said his disclosure produced an “incredibly supportive” response from Bush. Mehlman had been outed in 2004 by gay activist blogger Mike Rogers and by Bill Maher on the Larry King show in 2006, but had denied it.

Some liberal bloggers have slammed the disclosure, saying it comes too late to rectify anti-gay policies of the Bush administration, such as his 2004 call for a constitutional amendment against same-sex marriage (Correction of earlier version: The federal Defense of Marriage Act was enacted in 1996, when Bill Clinton was president). Others are defending him, noting that coming out is never easy and that Republican support is crucial in the same-sex marriage drive.

Parenting advice from Jon Gosselin

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I’d generally avoid taking parenting advice from anyone who: wears Ed Hardy clothing, behaves more like a kid than his children and trades in his married family life for romps with younger ladies… but apparently not everyone agrees.

Otherwise, why would Jon Gosselin, formerly the father on Jon and Kate Plus 8, be planning to dish out his parenting advice in a coming book?

According to PopEater, the divorced dad will tell his side of the story, his “journey from high school to the father of sextuplets by age 27″ in a book co-authored by life-coach-style clinical psychologist Sylvia Lafair.

Click the image below for a photo gallery highlighting the celebrity parenting books we’re still waiting for:

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Sean Connery: Can it be? 007 is 80

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Connery at Edinburgh film festival in June. Photo by Getty Images

My, how times flies when you’re saving the world and escaping the diabolical ways evil geniuses have devised to kill you.

But Connery, Sean Connery is 80.

The Daily Record of Glasgow reports that he is at his home in the Bahamas with his wife and family.  No word on whether Miss Moneypenny was there.

He’s had some health problems of late, but apparently is recovering.

He also says his days as an actor are done: “ I don’t think I’ll ever act again. I have so many wonderful memories but those days are over.”

To think he will never have to say “Bond, James Bond” again.

All those hours watching The Wire might pay off

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ABOVE: Classic lines from The Wire (totally NSFW, unless you have headphones).


The DEA needs David Simon. Or maybe they should just collectively watch some reruns of The Wire.

According to the Associated Press, the Feds are in need of Ebonics translators to help with drug investigations (no, really):

The Drug Enforcement Administration recently sent memos asking companies that provide translation services to help it find nine translators in the Southeast who are fluent in Ebonics, Special Agent Michael Sanders said Monday.

While the debate surrounding the classification of Ebonics as an actual dialect is still politically charged, there are some practical considerations for law enforcement:

“You can maybe get a general idea of what they’re saying, but you have to understand that this has to hold up in court,” he said. “You need someone to say, ‘I know what they mean when they say ‘ballin’ or ‘pinching pennies.’”

So basically, if you can get through season four and tell me you can honestly figure out what in the hell Felicia “Snoop” Pearson is saying, Uncle Sam wants you.

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Naked football player tased and arrested for trespassing

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An Oregon State football player won’t be suiting up this fall. Although, that may be the way he prefers to play.

Tyler Patrick Thomas, 19, was dismissed from the football team after he was arrested for trespassing in an area woman’s home.

Thing is, this wasn’t your everyday trespass. Thomas was in the 32-year-old woman’s house, naked, and in a three-point stance. You know the position, the one where football players spread their legs, bend over and place one hand on the ground, like when the offensive and defensive get down on the line of scrimmage. Um, yes, that one. All this is going down while the homeowner and the police watch.

Talk about encroachment.

As you probably guessed, Thomas was drunk when this all went down and the police were not impressed. This was not the Montana native’s first alcohol-related offense (he was cited for underage possession last year), but this one certainly ended much worse. He’s now facing charges for first-degree criminal trespass, second-degree criminal mischief and resisting arrest.

Miss Philippines answers — sort of — and loses Miss Universe

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Back in the day a beauty pageant contestant had only to answer: “I just want everyone to love everybody and for the world to live in peace.”

Didn’t make any difference if the question was about global warming or the price of milk. If the contestant said this, it was a winner. Especially if she sugar-coated it with a magnolia accent.

But no more. The world is abuzz over Miss Philippines’ answer in the 2010 Miss Universe contest. She was a favorite in some quarters, but didn’t win.

She dropped the ball when William Baldwin — faded celebrity  turned judge — asked Maria Venus Raj about a major mistake she made in her life and how she fixed it. Through the smiles and the expressions of gratitude for the question, Las Vegas, the contest, her family and so on and yadda yadda yadda, she said she really hadn’t made any mistakes.

The George W. Bush thing works in Washington, D.C., but not in Las Vegas.

(William Baldwin would have talked about his mistakes, but TV viewers didn’t have all night.)

It hasn’t been easy for Ms. Raj, who reportedly grew up in a wood hut without electricity but managed to graduate from college with honors. Questions about her birth certificate even caused her to briefly lose her Miss Philippines crown.

You be the judge:

Cee-Lo to Shawhank warden: F*@% you too

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ABOVE: The mashup which is — for obvious reasons — NSFW.

Cee-Lo to Shawhank warden: F*@% you too.

Well not exactly,  but it didn’t take long for somebody to create a mashup of Cee-Lo’s instantly-popular single (that went viral last week) and the opera scene from The Shawshank Redemption.

The original scene was nears perfection as Andy Dufresne’s ultimate one-finger salute to The Man, but this mashup is a pretty good take. Plus this song is ridiculously catchy.

Oh yeah, there’s a Dirty Dancing version too, because nobody puts Cee-Lo in a corner.

Enjoy.

China traffic jam enters 9th day

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Imagine calling work one morning and saying, “I’m stuck in traffic. I’ll try to get there by the end of the week.”

And we grumble about an hour or two. Outside Beijing, an epic traffic jam is entering its ninth day. The thing is more than 60 miles long, according to Chinese media.

A recent traffic jam in Beijing (Photo by Getty Images)

Construction is blamed for this mother of all slowdowns. And the construction will continue until the middle of September.

Some drivers are passing time by playing cards. Others by gouging their fellow motorists, according to Chinese reports.

A truck driver surnamed Huang said that he suffered “double blows.”

“Instant noodles are sold at four times the original price while I wait in the congestion,” he said.