(AP photo/The Bakersfield Californian, Felix Adamo)
Another bizarre-0 story for you. This one is about a woman who went to visit her on-again, off-again boyfriend two days before they were to take a trip to the Netherlands. He wasn’t feeling her visit, so he refused to let her inside and escaped out the backdoor.
She banged on the door with a shovel and, when that didn’t work, went all Santa Claus on his butt and tried getting in his house through the chimney.
Since chimneys aren’t actually designed to be human transportation paths, the woman got herself stuck. Her quasi-boyfriend didn’t return till the next day and, when he saw her car and handbag, but not her, he reported her missing.
The police stopped by, saw (and smelled) nothing, and left.
A few days later a friend came by to feed the man’s fish. Something seemed fishy and it wasn’t coming from the tank. The pet sitter poked her head up in the chimney and saw the missing woman — stinky, dripping fluids and dead from lack of oxygen.
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This is a tragic story…but what a poorly written article…”Going all Santa Claus on his butt”? What the heck is that. “He wasn’t feeling her visit”??? This is some half journalist who is trying to be “cool” with his choice of terms…but most likely was and still is just a geek trying too hard to insert his style of humor into an article that really shouldn’t have any.
It is a sad story, because she obviously was pushed to the edge by this guy to even try to get in the house through the chimney; and Mom (you must have sons) forget the boyfriend; real mature of him to “run away” from the woman he’s supposed to be taking a trip with; nice of him to stay away that evening; wonder who he took on the trip.
I agree with “god”. Nothing funny about this story – very tragic. I am sure her boyfriend who slept in the house with the body in the chimney doesn’t think it is so funny. I hope the boyfriend and the doctor’s family are able to find some peace.
You know, Kristi, a woman is dead. It’s a sad and pathetic story, and maybe a certain kind of person can find some humor in it, but your take on it is extremely distasteful. She’s DEAD, and she has a family. You should be ashamed.