Archive for October, 2010

Be careful what you name your computer files

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Geek Squad: The Enforcers Houston Chronicle file photo

Got any file names on your computer’s hard drive that use double entendres? Do you get coy with what you call photos, documents or video files?

Given a recent ruling by a federal judge, you may want to go for a more, um, conventional naming convention . . .

Forbes.com’s Not-So-Private Parts blog reports on an Alabama case in which racy filenames on a computer brought for repair to the Geek Squad at a Best Buy resulted in the techs turning the PC over to law enforcement:

When the Geeks did their diagnostic scans of the computer, they found a pesky virus that appeared to be linked to specific files on Melton’s computer. Those particular files had names of a “very explicit nature,” says a judicial opinion in the case . . ., which led the Geeks to contact the police as they suspected they’d found child porn.

The suspect in the case, Corey Beantee Melton, argued that he had not personally downloaded the files, suggesting they appeared on his hard drive through peer-to-peer file-sharing programs. That defense didn’t fly, and he was sentenced to 10 years in prison.

But on appeal, Melton argued his Fourth Amendment protections against unreasonable search and seizure had been violated. The Alabama Court of Criminal Appeals begged to differ and upheld his conviction.

The Court determined that Melton’s expectation of privacy for explicitly-named files was unreasonable.  “Based on the purpose and goals underlying the statutes criminalizing the possession of child pornography, it is clear that, at the point when officers were looking at the filenames on the computer, any expectation of privacy in files that had names that were highly suggestive of child pornography was not an expectation that society is prepared to recognize as reasonable,” wrote Presiding Judge Kelli Wise, in deciding that the officers had not violated Melton’s Fourth Amendment right against unreasonable search and seizure.

Of course, if you don’t have kiddie porn or other illicit material on your PC, you shouldn’t have much to worry about. And, hopefully, you’re smart enough not to drop off a porn-laced portable for repair at a Best Buy in the first place.

But you may now want to think twice before naming your files in a suggestive manner. Getting cute could earn you some unwanted legal attention.

Wives vs. mistresses: Are miners trapped again?

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Absence does make the heart grow fonder.

Amid all the cheers, tears and hugs in Chile where miners are being hauled up to freedom, there is another real-life soap opera taking place.

Wives of the trapped miners and mistresses of the miners are apparently both at the San Jose Mine.

In some cases, both the spouse and the other woman are asking for government benefits. The government must decide who gets the shaft.

“One miner has four women fighting over him in an effort to claim compensation offered to the families of those facing between three to four months underground until a rescue shaft can reach them,” the Telegraph in Great Britain reports.

A Red Cross worker told the newspaper: “We had a big bust up in the canteen tent when a wife came across a woman who claimed to be her husband’s lover – we had to step in and pull them apart before things got physical.”

At stake is thousands of dollars.

Chile miners could face rescue related depression

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When all 33 miners in Chile trapped underground for 69 days have returned to the surface after a miracle rescue, and the cameras go away, their lives are unlikely to go back to normal.

Rescued miner Edison Pena.

Chilean miner Edison Pena is taken on a trolley to the field hospital for a primary checkup upon surfacing from the San Jose mine, near Copiapo, Chile, October 13, 2010. (Hugo Infante/AFP/Getty Images)

Mental health workers who have looked at similar incidents are concerned about depression among the miners and their rescuers.

Brant Webb survived 14 days in a five-foot-square space with another miner after a Tasmanian gold mine collapse in 2006, in part by singing Kenny Rogers’ “The Gambler” with his companion and presumably deciding not to fold ‘em. He told CNN his emotions are more intense since his rescue, so much so that he can hardly watch a movie.

“The highs and lows are so extreme. When I’m sad, I cry. When I’m happy, I laugh a lot, probably too much. And your family needs to be ready to deal with all that.”

Webb didn’t go back underground and now works part-time in real estate. Most of the survivors of the 2002 Quecreek, Pa., mine collapse also made career changes or retired.

Rogers’ song offers another lesson: It’s probably best not to count your money when you’re sitting at the table. After the Pennsylvania mine flooded, each of the nine rescued miners received a $150,000 payment from Disney for an ABC television movie, as did Robert Long, the engineer who located their place of refuge underground. That angered some of the miners. The dispute escalated when Long made some unflattering comments about the miners. A year after the disaster, he fatally shot himself. According to ABC:

Long’s suicide is a reminder that depression is common for people who play a role in high-profile rescue efforts. Rescue workers have committed suicide, for instance, after Hurricane Andrew, the Oklahoma City bombing and the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks. Robert O’Donnell became a prime example of rescue-related depression. He killed himself seven years after he became a hero for helping rescue “Baby Jessica” from a well shaft in 1987.

What will be this year’s Halloween hit? 5 costumes to watch for

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Heeere's Johnny!

With only 19 days until Halloween, you should really should be getting your costume together.

Lady Gaga is bound to be a popular choice, but who can afford 40 pounds of flank steak? No, you need something more practical. Here are some suggestions:

Horror: BP crewman. Costume/props: Green British Petroleum boiler suit, pipe wrench, used motor oil liberally smeared over suit, hands and face. Catch-phrases: “Top kill is working,”  “We won’t quit until we get this job done,” “We’re doing everything we can.”

Sexy: Katy Perry’s “Sesame Street” outfit. Costume/props: Cleavage-revealing gold dress, Elmo doll, e-mails from outraged dads.

Horror/politics:
Christine O’Donnell, perky hobbit witch. Costume/props: Witch robe, pointy hat, broomstick, masturbation-preventing chastity belt, hairy feet.

Internet meme: Cigar Guy. Costume/props: Groucho mustache,  Double Corona Grande cigar, red or light-brown wig. Good with other readily identified costumes, i.e., Sgt. Pepper’s uniform, C-3PO’s body.

Horror/sports: Brooks Conrad. Costume/props: Braves uniform and cap, goatee, fingers coated with butter, glove worn inside-out, ball to be dropped or booted repeatedly. Best in Bay Area and Greater Atlanta.

Other ideas? Bring ‘em on.

Here's a clue for you all, the Cigar Guy was Paul.

'I got it! I got it! I … uh-oh.'

Banksy on The Simpsons: So that’s where I left my unicorn hole punch.

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ABOVE: Banksy, a controversial British graffiti artist, created intro to Sunday’s episode of The Simpsons. Here is some of his more conventional unconventional work.

Banksy’s Simpsons intro created something of a buzz on the internet this week, mostly because nobody actually watches The Simpsons anymore a lot of people thought the whole thing might be a stunt. It’s borderline unfathomable that Fox would have green-lighted such controversial  commentary,  showing animators working in an Asian sweatshop, toiling to create cells for the long-running series as well as Simpsons merch and using a unicorn to punch holes in DVDs.

Animation for the show is largely completed in South Korea, so this hits a little close to home and while you would expect no less from Banksy, it’s hard to believe this made it past the network.

Fox promptly cited a copyright violation and yanked the video from Youtube.

BBC:

According to the street artist, his storyboard led to delays, disputes over broadcast standards and a threatened walk out by the animation department.

“This is what you get when you outsource,” joked The Simpsons executive producer Al Jean. (read more)

CHECK OUT: More of Banksy’s work here.

WATCH THE VIDEO (IF FOX HASN’T PULLED IT DOWN YET):

Courteney Cox and David Arquette separating

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Looks like Courteney Cox will be on the prowl in Cougar Town — and not just when she’s playing Jules on the hit ABC show.

Cox and her husband, David Arquette have announced they’re splitting. Like most Hollywood couples, they’ve tossed out the cliches about remaining committed friends and responsible parents and loving each other deeply, and all that, but we all know that only Demi and Bruce can make that one work.

The two do have a close relationship (he’s a producer on her show). While they say they’ve been split for awhile, he Tweeted a picture from her C-Town dressing room as recently as last week.

The couple was married in 1999 and has a 6-year-old daughter, Coco.

Google’s ‘driverless car’ tests: Cool, but not everyone on board

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Google’s tests in California of cars that drive themselves are awfully cool, but have some questioning how the company is being steered.

Google Car

Software license and registration, please. (Business Insider)

The six specially equipped Toyota Priuses and one Audi TT have logged more than 140,000 miles from San Francisco’s crooked Lombard Street to Hollywood Boulevard. They use Google’s map technology as well as “video cameras, radar sensors and a laser range finder to ‘see’ other traffic.” (All the vehicles have an engineer in the driver’s seat who can take over control at any time).

Business Insider editor Henry Blodget (remember him from the tech boom?) notes the company could face serious legal liability if one of these runs somebody over. He also questions the business purpose.

Why is Google developing this technology? Why is Google spending the $10+ million of shareholder money per year the project consumes (15 engineers, plus drivers, plus the cars). Isn’t there something closer to its core business that Google could spend this money on?

In a New York Times interview, a Google official said there’s no business plan for the vehicles yet.

Google is hardly alone in this effort. General Motors has been developing driverless cars for some time, but wasn’t expected to begin road tests until 2015. Having been beaten to the highway by a company in a different industry, it will be interesting to see if GM accelerates its process.

If the technology becomes fully operational, it could mark a return to a benefit of an old-fashioned method of transportation. During the 1918 flu epidemic, novelist John O’Hara wrote, exhausted country doctors making house calls resisted making the switch from horse-and-carriage to Model T, simply because they needed sleep and knew Old Betsy could find the way home.

The cult of the McRib: Celebrating mystery meat

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“For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten sandwich, that whosoever believeth in it shall not starve, but have everlasting fullness.”

This is how JaShong King, a photo editor from Toronto, describes his beloved McRib, paraphrasing the Gospel of John.

He is not alone.

The Wall Street Journal today delves into the shrouded cult of McRibophiles, documenting the great lengths they’ll go to obtain one of the elusive sandwiches, which are sporadically and unreliably available at McDonalds franchises.

But even these guys aren’t really sure what in the hell’s in a McRib (hint: it ain’t ribs):

“It’s a conglomeration of pork waste, as far as I can tell,” says Kate Sedgwick, 34, a travel blogger who lives in Buenos Aires, Argentina. (read the full story)

But the legend of the McRib lives on, spawning a popular “Ribwich” episode of The Simpsons, and dozens of other pop-culture references.

Capitalizing on the underground McRib movement, McDonald’s is announcing a full-scale return of the McRib next month…but not for long, the campaign is slated for only six weeks.

McRib fans rejoice.

A classic McRib commercial, circa 1999: