Archive for January, 2012

Eww… most Americans use cell phones in the bathroom

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Three-fourths of Americans with cell phones use them in the bathroom, “talking, tweeting and typing” even while on the toilet, according to a new tech survey.

Two-thirds of users say they’ve answered calls and sent text messages in the bathroom, and men are more likely to do so than women, marketing group 11mark found and LiveScience reported.

From the story:

More than half the surveyed users (63 percent) said they have answered a phone call in the bathroom, and almost half (41 percent) reported initiating a phone call.

That’s not all, however: What goes on behind the walls of the stalls is anything a mobile phone is capable of. Sixty-seven percent said they have read a text, and 39 percent have surfed the Web.  Men work more from the bathroom—20 percent said they have participated in work-related calls, versus 13 percent of their female colleagues….

In the process, high-tech hygiene is taking a hit, the survey found. While 92 percent of mobile phone users said they wash their hands after using the bathroom, only 14 percent said they wash their phones.

Etiquette experts say chatting while in the bathroom is not only rude to the person on the other end but also to anyone trying to, ahem, do their business.

“The bathroom is supposed to be a private space ‑- even if it’s a public restroom. When someone comes in to make a call, she’s invading your privacy by forcing you to listen in. Not to mention that she’s tying up a stall,” wrote Peggy Post, of the Emily Post Institute. “Yes, you might also overhear friends chatting in a restroom ‑- but a cell conversation could be a lot longer. So here’s the message to mobile users: If you’d like to make a call, take it outside.”

Man forced to wear sign after skipping jury duty

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The Chicago Tribune reported that an Indiana man has been forced to stand in front of his local courthouse with a sign reading “I failed to appear for jury duty.”

It’s a judge-ordered punishment for violating jury duty requirements.

The 22-year-old was selected for a drunk-driving trial back in December, but he skipped out after lunch, according to the Tribune.

This is the second time the Lake County, Ind., judge has made a prospective juror hold a sign for not fulfilling their civic duty, the newspaper wrote.

It sounds shameful, but the juror could be getting off easy. In other cases, punishment for failing to show up for jury duty can be hundreds in fines or even jail time.

Last year, local officials in Midland, Texas, were faced with the lowest jury turnout they’d ever seen, so they had to take action.

They cracked down on residents who ignored jury duty summons, requesting that 294 people attend a hearing to defend why they didn’t show up, the Midland Reporter-Telegram wrote.

Though jury duty is necessary to keep the courts running efficiently, it connotes a major, unavoidable annoyance. For a pop culture example, here’s Liz Lemon, Tina Fey’s character on 30 Rock, with her own way of dealing with a jury duty summons:

Tebow, porn convention have something in common

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Tim Tebow of the Denver Broncos during their divisional loss on Jan. 14, 2012 in Foxboro, Mass. (Al Bello/Getty Images)

By way of the SportsGrid.com, we hear that Tim Tebow, the Denver Broncos quarterback who regularly acknowledges his faith on the field, was ironically booked into the same Las Vegas hotel, this week as the world’s largest porn convention.

Reports Norm Clarke of the Las Vegas Review-Journal, on Tebow’s stay at the Hard Rock:

That’s the last place the media would have looked because, as it turns out, here’s what Tebow probably knew when he checked in on Jan. 18: The Hard Rock was the host site of one of the world’s largest porn conventions.

Says SportsGrid:

The porn convention in question: the Adult Entertainment Expo (Jan. 19-21), which is sort of the Super Bowl of porn conventions. Insert your own “at least Tebow made a Super Bowl” joke here.

Anyway, what Clarke notes is that it’s surprising no photographers got a shot of Tebow around any porn stars, which is a photo that possibly would’ve broken the internet. According to a local radio host, he spent most of the time in his penthouse, only venturing out to see Cirque du Soleil’s “O” at The Mirage with some of his friends.

By the way, SportsGrid says he was a good tipper.

Are you ready for some insane Super Bowl bets?

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Finance your new kitchen with a Madonna Super Bowl bet. (Charles Svkes/AP)

All across the globe, billions of dollars will be placed on this Sunday’s Super Bowl. But why drop money on a boring wager when you can wager your home against how long it takes Kelly Clarkson to sing the national anthem?

Clarkson’s anthem speed is just one of many crazy bets on the table for Sunday’s game (it’s over/under one minute, 34 seconds, by the way). You can also bet on whether she’ll forget one or more words (5/2 for yes), or if she’ll bare some midriff during her performance (3/1).

If wardrobe choices are your thing, Madonna’s got you covered. You can put money on whether the Material Girl will wear fishnet stockings, a hat or an NFL jersey during her halftime performance.

Those singer-centric bets are, of course, an insult to true sports fans. If you want to bet on the game itself, try one of these:

  • What color will the Gatorade be that is dumped on the winning head coach? (Blue is the longshot at 10/1)
  • Who will the Super Bowl MVP thank first? (7/2 on God)
  • How many times will David Tyree’s 2008 catch be shown during the broadcast? (Over/under 1)
  • What will happen to the Dow Jones the day after the Super Bowl? (Market down: EVEN)

Muppets hit back at Fox News at press conference

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Last month, a segment on the Fox Business Network accused the Muppets of being anti-oil with the latest movie featuring an evil oil baron as its villain and all.

So the other day, in a news conference, Kermit, with some help from Miss Piggy, shot back at the Fox network, Jezebel.com reports.  Check it out.

Here’s last month’s clip from Fox Business:

Brits denied entry into U.S. over misinterpreted tweets

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A tweet about “digging up Marilyn Monroe’s grave” was a reference to an American TV show. (AP FILE)

Two British tourists were deported last week after landing at Los Angeles International Airport over tweets in which one of them joked about “diggin’ up” Marilyn Monroe and “destroying” America.

According to BoingBoing:

According to DHS paperwork, Leigh Van Bryan was matched to a “One Day Lookout” list, placed under oath, and ultimately denied entry and put on a plane back to Europe.

“[He wrote] on his tweeter[sic] website account that he was coming to the United States to dig up the grave of Marilyn Monroe,” DHS officials wrote on his charge sheet. “Also on his tweeter[sic] account Mr. Bryan posted that he was coming to destroy America.”

The Daily Mail reports:

The Department of Homeland Security flagged him as a potential threat when he posted an excited tweet to his pals about his forthcoming trip to Hollywood which read: ‘Free this week, for quick gossip/prep before I go and destroy America’.

… Despite telling officials the term ‘destroy’ was British slang for ‘party’, they were held on suspicion of planning to ‘commit crimes’ and had their passports confiscated.

Leigh was also quizzed about another tweet which quoted hit US comedy Family Guy which read: ’3 weeks today, we’re totally in LA p****** people off on Hollywood Blvd and diggin’ Marilyn Monroe up!

Van Bryan told the Daily Mail that officials searched their suitcases, “looking for spades and shovels.”

The Sun in the U.K. quoted the 27-year-old Van Bryan: “The Homeland Security agents were treating me like some kind of terrorist. I kept saying they had got the wrong meaning from my tweet but they just told me ‘You’ve really f***ed up with that tweet, boy’.”

Emily (Bunting), 24, from Birmingham, said: “Officials told us we were not allowed into the country because of Leigh’s tweets.

“We just wanted to have a good time on holiday. That was all Leigh meant in his tweets.”

Laughter over Siri’s problems with Scottish accents

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Siri, ye cannae kin Scottish at aw.

The Los Angeles Times reports that the iPhone 4s has become a top seller despite its voice feature’s inability to decipher the accent of Robbie Burns, Sean Connery and Montgomery Scott.

“What’s the weather like today?” Darren Lillie said hopefully into his iPhone recently here in the Scottish capital, in a demonstration for an American reporter. Lillie, 25, is Edinburgh born and bred, and his thick accent shows it.

Siri thought for a moment, then decided it best to repeat what it thought it heard. “What’s available in Labor Day?” it asked.

Several YouTube videos document the phenomenon. This Scot’s effort to “create a reminder” has gone viral with over 140,000 views. (Note that Siri’s voice is male in the United Kingdom).

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And this Weegie realizes that his worldwide audience can’t understand his (mildly dirty) Scottish insults any better than Siri, so he uses subtitles.

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Dude figures out when Ice Cube had ‘Good Day’

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January 20, 1992: Was this the day Ice Cube didn’t have to use his AK?

In what may be the finest example of forensic hip-hop investigative calculations, some dude figured out the exact date Ice Cube had his famously good day — you know, the one he recorded a hit single about in 1993.

Skateboarder Donovan Strain crunched the numbers over at his blog Murk Avenue. (Just what were the dates when the Lakers beat the SuperSonics after the debut of Yo! MTV Raps but before the album’s release date, anyway?)

Based on the following criteria, this is what he came up with:

The ONLY day where:
Yo MTV Raps was on air
It was a clear and smogless day
Beepers were commercially sold
Lakers beat the SuperSonics
and Ice Cube had no events to attend was…

JANUARY 20 1992

(See all the clues on Murk Avenue)

Amazing.

BELOW: Ice Cube’s “It Was a Good Day,” album version (possibly NSFW)