Archive for March, 2012

Tiger Woods’ porn-star mistresses tell all in upcoming X-rated flick

Friday, March 30, 2012 by:nick.mathews@chron.com (Nick Mathews)
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Three of Tiger Woods’ former porn-star mistresses are releasing an X-rated movie next Friday detailing their bedroom activities with star golfer.

Devon James, Holly Sampson and Joslyn James are starring in “3 Mistresses: Notorious Tales of the World’s Greatest Golfer.” The movie is slated to be released on April 3, the day after Tiger begins play in the Masters.

According to the New York Post, in the movie “the women are together for an in-depth Q&A session about Woods, which includes explicit discussions about his sexual tastes and on-screen demonstrations of what the golf legend is like in the sack.”

Batman’s real name is Lenny

Friday, March 30, 2012 by:Chris Preovolos
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Batman’s real name is Bruce Wayne Lenny.

Money day in Canada: Nation kills pennies as coins spill across highway

Thursday, March 29, 2012 by:Peter Hockaday
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Under different circumstances, this might be some sort of crazy viral stunt. On the same day Bloomberg reported Canada will soon kill pennies from circulation, a freak accident sent millions of dollars in Canadian coins flying across a highway.

First, the pennies: Bloomberg says Canada’s 2012 budget calls for their complete elimination. The pennies cost 1.6 cents each to make, and the elimination will save Canadians $11 million annually. Finance minister Jim Flaherty may have echoed many North Americans’ thoughts when he said “Pennies take up too much space on our dressers at home.” Definitely.

Meanwhile, in northeastern Ontario, a Brinks truck got in an accident that caused $5 million in Canadian coins to spill across a highway. A police constable told the CBC the tractor-trailer hit a “rock cut” that “acted as a can opener and peeled off the side of the trailer.” The coins, originally from the Canadian mint, carpeted the ground so it felt “like walking on a carpet of loonies and toonies, sometimes ankle deep.”

The video shows a giant magnet being used to pick up the “loonies,” or $1 coins.

Video: Cop in bunny outfit busts drivers

Thursday, March 29, 2012 by:Peter Hockaday
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Officers in West Palm Beach, Fla., have come up with a diabolical new use for a giant bunny costume.

According to the Palm Beach Post, a cop dressed in the costume Wednesday stood in a median with a sign that read “Have a safe, hoppy holiday. Buckle up!” While bemused motorists waved, the costumed officer was secretly radioing others up the street with the license plate numbers of motorists who weren’t wearing seat belts.

“Operation Hippity Hop” snagged 50 seat belt violations in the first two hours alone. Cops didn’t cite the man who tried to give $20 to the bunny, thinking it was a homeless person.

If this catches on, bunnies will be up there with clowns on the evil scale.

Now you can be buried in a bacon coffin

Thursday, March 29, 2012 by:amyrolph@seattlepi.com (Amy Rolph)
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Here’s what a bacon coffin looks like.

The guys at J&D’s Foods — the makers of bacon salt, baconnaise and bacon Kevin Bacon — just introduced the ultimate bacon must-have.

A bacon coffin.

Early April Fool’s joke? Perhaps. But the last time J&D’s joked about making a weird bacon product (bacon lube, in that case), they ended up having to manufacturer it for distribution due to high demand.

The coffin costs $3,000 according to the seller’s website.

Here’s how it’s described:

This genuine bacon casket is made of 18 Gauge Gasketed Steel with Premium Bacon Exterior/Interior, and includes a Memorial and Record Tube, Adjustable Bed and Mattress and Stationary and Swingbar handles. It also includes a bacon air freshener for when you get that buried-underground, not-so-fresh feeling.

There are all sorts of unusual caskets out there – motorcycles, PBR cans, iPhones, tanks, Star Trek themes and more. We think that your final resting place deserves the eternal glory that is bacon.

No returns accepted.

Real or a joke?

“Yes, this is really real,” the company’s founders wrote in a statement.

If you say so, guys.

Contact Amy Rolph at amyrolph@seattlepi.com or on Twitter as @amyrolph and @bigblog.

German soccer fans help team by showing them where the goal is

Thursday, March 29, 2012 by:kdowd@sfgate.com (Katie Dowd)
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The fans of German soccer club Magdeburg were getting frustrated that their team hadn’t scored a goal in five games. So they came up with this incredibly sarcastic aid for the squad: bright neon arrows.

As you’ll see in the hilarious video below, the handful of Magdeburg fans in attendance gave their beleaguered side a helping hand by pointing fluorescent arrows at the goal. If there was any player confusion, that was quickly cleared up by a fan holding a sign that said, “We’ll show you where the goal is!”

The ploy worked — Magdeburg scored in the 79th minute … but it lost the match 2-1.

The team may be German, but the sentiment is definitely universal in the international language of fan frustration.

(H/T Deadspin)

Bohemian Rhapsody’: the version you have to hear

Thursday, March 29, 2012 by:Dan McGraw
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In the shower, on the way home from the bar, while mowing the yard — who among us has not belted out some classic rock when we thought we were alone or among close friends.

But this guy knew he had an audience: the cop in the front seat. And now he has an audience on YouTube as well, after this was posted last night by Mark Delfigalo.

You will wish you’d never been born at all if you make it all the way through this one. Check out his vocalizations on the musical parts at about 3:42.

Ron Burgundy announces ‘Anchorman’ sequel on Conan

Thursday, March 29, 2012 by:Peter Hockaday
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We’re all in a glass case of emoooootiiiioooon! There will be an “Anchorman” sequel, as announced in dramatic fashion by Ron Burgundy (aka Will Ferrell) on “Conan” Wednesday night. The original came out in 2004, so we’ll have to see if the sequel is worth the wait.

As one YouTube commenter put it, “60 percent of the time, there’s a sequel every time.”

Here’s the video of the announcement. One or two words may be offensive to some:

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