Archive for 2012

Watch a shark chomp on rare squid in Australia

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Al McGlashan, a famous angler in Australia, and a film crew for the TV show Strikezone were filming off the coast of Australia when they discovered a large squid being eaten by a small blue shark on the surface.

This is a pretty rare occurance since large and giant squid usually hang in the depths. Patrick Jones has the rest.

Analyst predicts Facebook to ‘disappear’ within 8 years

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(dapd / Joerg Koch / Associated Press)

At least one American analyst thinks social media giant Facebook will fall off the map within a decade.

Eric Jackson, founder of Ironfire Capital, said Monday on CNBC’s Squawk on the Street.

“In five to eight years they are going to disappear in the way that Yahoo has disappeared,” Jackson said. “Yahoo is still making money, it’s still profitable, still has 13,000 employees working for it, but it’s 10 percent of the value that it was at the height of 2000. For all intents and purposes, it’s disappeared.”

Jackson said there have been three generations of web companies. The first generation was big web portals, such as Yahoo, where content was aggregated in one place. The second was the social web with Facebook and the third generation is companies focused entirely on monetizing the mobile platform, something Facebook will continue to struggle with, Jackson said.

Jackson’s comments come as Facebook is struggling post-IPO with a sagging stock price and lawsuits over the offering.

The Wire: The Musical on Funny or Die

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There isn’t much I can say about Funny or Die‘s musical theater rendition of HBO’s The Wire except that you need to watch it. Again and again. And again.

After gory incidents, online ‘zombie’ talk grows

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TAMARA LUSH, Associated Press, VICKI SMITH, Associated Press

TAMPA, Fla. (AP) — First came Bridgeport, with Tyree Smith, who allegedly hacked another man to death with an ax and ate part of his brain. Then Miami where a naked man ate most of another man’s face. Then Maryland, a college student telling police he killed a man, then ate his heart and part of his brain.

It was different in New Jersey, where a man stabbed himself 50 times and threw bits of his own intestines at police. They pepper-sprayed him, but he was not easily subdued.

He was, people started saying, acting like a zombie. And the whole discussion just kept growing, becoming a topic that the Internet couldn’t seem to stop talking about.

The actual incidents are horrifying — and, if how people are talking about them is any indication, fascinating. In an America where zombie imagery is used to peddle everything from tools and weapons to garden gnomes, they all but beg the comparison.

Violence, we’re used to. Cannibalism and people who should fall down but don’t? That feels like something else entirely.

So many strange things have made headlines in recent days that The Daily Beast assembled a Google Map tracking “instances that may be the precursor to a zombie apocalypse.” And the federal agency that tracks diseases weighed in as well, insisting it had no evidence that any zombie-linked health crisis was unfolding.

The cases themselves are anything but funny. Each involved real people either suspected of committing unspeakable acts or having those acts visited upon them for reasons that have yet to be figured out. Maybe it’s nothing new, either; people do horrible things to each other on a daily basis.

But what, then, made search terms like “zombie apocalypse” trend day after day last week in multiple corners of the Internet, fueled by discussions and postings that were often framed as humor?

“They’ve heard of these zombie movies, and they make a joke about it,” says Lou Manza, a psychology professor at Lebanon Valley College in Pennsylvania, who learned about the whole thing at the breakfast table Friday morning when his 18-year-old son quipped that a “zombie apocalypse” was imminent.

Symbolic of both infection and evil, zombies are terrifying in a way that other horror-movie iconography isn’t, says Elizabeth Bird, an anthropologist at the University of South Florida.

Zombies, after all, look like us. But they aren’t. They are some baser form of us — slowly rotting and shambling along, intent on “surviving” and creating more of their kind, but with no emotional core, no conscience, no limits.

“Vampires have kind of a romantic appeal, but zombies are doomed,” Bird says. “Zombies can never really become human again. There’s no going back.

“That resonates in today’s world, with people feeling like we’re moving toward an ending,” she says. “Ultimately they are much more of a depressing figure.”

The “moving toward an ending” part is especially potent. For some, the news stories fuel a lurking fear that, ultimately, humanity is doomed.

Speculation varies. It could be a virus that escapes from some secret government lab, or one that mutates on its own. Or maybe it’ll be the result of a deliberate combination and weaponization of pathogens, parasites and disease.

It will, many believe, be something we’ve created — and therefore brought upon ourselves.

Zombies represent America’s fears of bioterrorism, a fear that strengthened after the 9/11 attacks, says Patrick Hamilton, an English professor at Misericordia University in Dallas, Pa., who studies how we process comic-book narratives.

Economic anxiety around the planet doesn’t help matters, either, with Greece, Italy and Spain edging closer to crisis every day. Consider some of the terms that those fears produce: zombie banks, zombie economies, zombie governments.

When people are unsettled about things beyond their control — be it the loss of a job, the high cost of housing or the depletion of a retirement account — they look to metaphors like the zombie.

“They’re mindless drones following basic needs to eat,” Hamilton says. “Those economic issues speak to our own lack of control.”

They’re also effective messengers. The Centers for Disease Control got in on the zombie action last year, using the “apocalypse” as the teaser for its emergency preparedness blog. It worked, attracting younger people who might not otherwise have read the agency’s guidance on planning evacuation routes and storing water and food.

On Friday, a different message emerged. Chatter had become so rampant that CDC spokesman David Daigle sent an email to the Huffington Post, answering questions about the possibility of the undead walking among us.

“CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead,” he wrote, adding: “(or one that would present zombie-like symptoms.)”

Zombies have been around in our culture at least since Mary Shelley‘s “Frankenstein” was published in 1818, though they really took off after George Romero‘s nightmarish, black-and-white classic “Night of the Living Dead” hit the screen in 1968.

In the past several years, they have become both wildly popular and big business. Last fall, the financial website 24/7 Wall Street estimated that zombies pumped $5 billion into the U.S. economy.

“And if you think the financial tab has been high so far, by the end of 2012 the tab is going to be far larger,” the October report read.

It goes far beyond comic books, costumes and conventions.

—An Ace Hardware store in Nebraska features a “Zombie Preparedness Center” that includes bolts and fasteners for broken bones, glue and caulk for peeling skin, and deodorizers to freshen up decaying flesh. “Don’t be scared,” its website says. “Be prepared.”

—On uncrate.com, you can find everything you need to survive the apocalypse — zombie-driven or otherwise — in a single “bug-out bag.” The recommended components range from a Mossberg pump-action shotgun and a Cold Kukri machete to a titanium spork for spearing all the canned goods you’ll end up eating once all the fresh produce has vanished.

—For $175 on Amazon, you can purchase a Gnombie, a gored-out zombie garden gnome.

Maybe it’s that we joke about the things we fear. Laughter makes them manageable.

That’s why a comedy like “Zombieland,” with Woody Harrelson blasting away the undead on a roller coaster and Jesse Eisenberg stressing the importance of seatbelts is easier to watch than, say, the painful desperation and palpable apocalyptic fear of “28 Days Later” and “28 Weeks Later.”

The most compelling zombie stories, after all, are not about the undead. They’re about the living.

The popular AMC series “The Walking Dead” features zombies in all manner of settings. But the show is less about them and more about how far the small, battered band of humans will go to survive — whether they’ll retain the better part of themselves or become hardened and heartless.

It’s a familiar theme to George Romero, who told The Associated Press in 2008 that all of his zombie films have been about just that.

“The zombies, they could be anything,” he said. “They could be an avalanche, they could be a hurricane. It’s a disaster out there. The stories are about how people fail to respond in the proper way.”

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Old-people smell desired over young B.O.

Betty White, 90, would probably be pleased to discover old-people armpits smelled the best in a study by PLoS ONE. (Getty Images)

A study published Wednesday by the journal, PLoS ONE,  found that people favored the “old-people smell,” which can resemble a very ripe prune, over the body odor of young or middle-aged adults.

Researchers took 41 volunteers of all ages and told them to wear T-shirts with “nursing pads” sewn into the armpits. They were told to sleep in the shirts for five nights, and during the day, keep them in freezer bags so that bacteria could not grow.

Odor-free soap, shampoo and detergent mixed with a temporary ban on spicy foods, resulted in a unique sampling of body odor via armpit.

The Los Angeles Times reports the underarm odor of 75-to-95-year-olds was “judged to be less intense” and more desired than any other age group. The Los Angeles Times report, the worst odor came from 45-to-55-year-old men.

The best? Women of the same age.

But the interesting part is the old smell wasn’t distinguished by sex.

Johan Lundstrom, a neuropsychologist at the Monell Chemical Senses Center in Philadelphia told the LA Times:

“As you grow older, you smell more and more like a woman,” Lundstrom said. That is due to changes in men’s hormone levels as they age. “It’s almost as if you’re going back to what happened before puberty.”

Scientists have discovered that humans fall short of smelling skills in relation to animals like dogs, bears or sharks. But the skill we do have is often heavily reserved for social situations.

Lundstrom explains that the “nursing-home smell” has many negative connotations. And he thinks if people had known what they were smelling in the study, they might not have had the same answers.

‘Teacher of the Year’ accused of sexting student

A Texas middle school band director accused of texting sexually explicit messages to a 15-year-old student was named teacher of the year at his school a few days earlier, according to NBCDFW.com.

Police in Grapevine, TX, told the Associated Press that John McDaniel, a 32-year-old educator at Colleyville Middle School in the Dallas area, was arrested Thursday, the last day of school.

McDaniel was charged with soliciting a minor online and having improper relations with a student, AP reported.

Investigators said he allegedly had inappropriate exchanges with the girl for several years. McDaniel, who’s free on $10,000 bond, was placed on administrative leave.

Police said the girl’s brother was checking her email and found a nude photo of her that allegedly was sent to McDaniel.

Grapevine police on Friday did not have details on an attorney for McDaniel.

Faces of the Spelling Bee

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At last night’s Scripps National Spelling Bee, 14-year-old Snigdha Nandipati of San Diego took home the trophy after spelling winning word “guetapens.” The Bee was a hard-fought battle, with a range of emotions running the gamut for the young competitors. Check out some of our favorite reaction shots below.

Hurricane names for 2012

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