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Sure sign of the apocalypse: Duke Nukem Forever is complete

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It’s been the butt of geek humor for more than a decade, considered the ultimate example of vaporware and game-industry excess. Nevertheless, the seemingly impossible has happened: Duke Nukem Forever has been declared complete and its code shipped to manufacturing.

The sequel to 1996′s first-person shooter Duke Nukem 3D has been in development for more than 14 years. It was first announced in 1997, but a series of technology missteps caused delay after delay. Neowin.net has the historical details:

It’s been a long, long time since the game’s original developer 3D Realms started working on the game. It first showed off screenshots (using id Software’s Quake 1 engine) back in 1997, and in 1998 it actually showed a demo at E3 behind closed doors. Just a few weeks after E3 1998, 3D Realms announced it had switched over to using Epic Games’ Unreal Engine to make the game. The next screenshots and a gameplay video were released in 2001, again at E3. After that there was almost nothing released from 3D Realms about Duke Nukem Forever even though the game was still in development.

In 2009, 3D Realms and the game’s publisher 2K Games got into a court battle over the rights to Duke Nukem Forever that caused 3D Realms to lay off its internal development team. Many of those team members decided to keep working on the game at their homes under the Triptych Studios banner. Gearbox Software, founded by former 3D Realms team members, then got involved. In 2010 3D Realms settled its dispute with 2K Games, and in September 2010 Gearbox revealed that it had bought the rights to the Duke Nukem franchise. Gearbox announced that it would complete Duke Nukem Forever with Triptych Studios and Piranha Games (who are handling the multiplayer portion).

For years, Duke Nuke Forever topped Wired’s Vaporware of the Year list, and the 2009 implosion at 3D Realms seemed to have killed off the title.

But Duke just isn’t that easy to kill. On Tuesday, Gearbox announced the game’s completion on its Twitter account.

I got to play Duke Nukem Forever briefly during a visit to Dell’s meeting suite at CES in January. The graphics were impressive and the gameplay was a blast. It was a good sign that, when I finished my turn playing on a high-end Alienware system, I wanted more.

While its premise by now is a videogame cliché – a square-jawed hero uses outrageous weaponry and his wits to save the planet from slavering alien hordes – it’s important to note that Duke is the character that helped inspire the cliché.

You can expect this installment in the series to be as outrageous as the earlier versions. As you can see in this semi-NSFW trailer video, there are naked women, an incredible amount of blood and gore and, of course, Duke’s trademark potty humor.

The game will have instant appeal to pimply-faced boys and those who wish they still were. It’s probably going to irritate everyone else. Duke Nukem Forever is decidedly not politically correct.

But then, Duke never was.

The game will be available for the Windows, Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 platforms starting June 14 in the U.S. Other countries get it on June 10. Those who pre-order the game will get early access to a demo to be released June 3.

The Windows version will sell for $50, while the console releases will be $60.

From the mouths of babes: Kids react to Rebecca Black’s Friday

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Admit it, you just can’t get enough of Rebecca Black’s Friday, the vanity video everyone loves to hate. It rolls on as a persistent meme, but what about its original target audience. How do kids and tweens like it?

Based on this video response, Kids React to Rebecca Black’s Friday, they also think it’s lame.

The video is part of a series called Kids React to Viral Videos by The Fine Bros. Each week, a panel of children is shown a hot viral video and their reactions recorded. Just watching their faces as Friday plays is worth the click, particularly when 10-year-old William asks early on, “Do I have to listen to the whole song?” And then there’s 11-year-old Darius, who facepalms.

Some of the younger kids like Friday, until they’re told that Friday was commissioned by Black’s parents. They then launch into of sympathy and high dudgeon.

But our favorite has to be 11-year-old Jake, whose histrionics while condemning the song are hilarious, causing the filmmakers to lose it.

By the way, at this writing Friday has more than 99 million video views on YouTube. Either someone really, really likes it, or there are a lot of masochists out there on the Net.

From Egypt to Wisconsin: Solidarity through pizza

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While you probably can’t precisely equate the overthrow of whole regimes in the Mideast to the budget standoff happening at the Wisconsin State Capitol, the two actions have some things in common, not the least of which is a mass occupation of public space.

And when that many people get together, they’re going to need to eat at some point. Apparently, someone in Egypt decided the folks in Madison, Wisc., need pizza.

Politico reports that Ian’s on State Street – part of a regional pizza chain – has received hundreds of donations for free pies for the Wisconsin protesters from all over the world, including Egypt. And yes, donors in the U.S. have chipped in, too.

The store began getting international orders last week and noted it on its Facebook page. That appears to have kicked off a flood of calls from overseas.

“I don’t think we started it,” said Ryan O’Connor, a sophomore at a local technical school who works the register at Ian’s. “We made a post to our Facebook page because of the volume of calls we already had been getting unprompted.”

O’Connor said Ian’s got its first call Thursday when a mother of a University of Wisconsin student called and offered to donate $200 to help feed the people her daughter told her had flooded the Capitol. Since then, the outpouring of money from all over the world has put the pizza-makers into overdrive.

The blackboard behind the counter lists the “countries donating” as “Korea, Finland, Egypt, Denmark, Australia, US, Canada, Germany, China, London, Netherlands, Turkey” and has the abbreviations for all 50 states listed below, with donating states circled. As of Sunday afternoon, 38 states had been marked as contributors.

As of Saturday, Politico says, Ian’s had delivered more than 300 pizzas to protesters and given away 1,057 slices. On Sunday, the shop had to quit answering its phones because it had maxed out its ability to cook pies.

Of course, not everyone agrees with the Wisconsin protesters, who are demanding changes in a bill that would strip collective bargaining rights from public employees. Ian’s has heard from people who want to post dissenting views on its Facebook wall.

Regardless, it’s a fascinating example of just how social media – and international long-distance calls – can shrink the world.

Pay for Starbucks with your smartphone

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In what may be the ultimate expression of conspicuous consumption, Starbucks says you can now pay for the company’s products with selected handheld devices.

That’s right. Your overpriced cell phone, connected to the Internet thanks to an overpriced data plan, will be able to reimburse Starbucks for its overpriced coffee. A trifecta!

Starbucks has been testing payments via smartphone at stores in Seattle, New York, parts of California and in the Starbucks stores found in Targets. The New York Times says  the program is going nationwide, covering more than 7,500 stores.

The program uses an app that can be downloaded by BlackBerry, iPhone or iPod Touch users. You’ll need a Starbucks account and a physical Starbucks card. Enter the number found on the back of the card into your phone.

Once that’s done, you can load your Starbucks card with cash from a credit or debit card, and the amount will show up on the phone. When you’re ready to pay, tap a button and the phone displays a barcode that the barista will scan.

The app also can show you nearby Starbucks stores that are participating in the program, and will keep track of your rewards points.

Not all Starbucks will participate, however. Store that don’t normally accept the cards – such as those inside Barnes and Noble bookstores – won’t take the app. Check with your friendly neighborhood barista to see whether the app works there before flashing your smartphone around.

Update: It turns out there also is an Android app that will let you pay at a Starbucks. It’s not an official app, but rather a widget created by a third-party developer. It’s free, and requires at least Android 1.6.

Rats! A rude subway wake-up call

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There’s no subway in our city, and this video from New York is enough to make me grateful for that.

A rat is seen scurrying across the floor of a rolling subway car, exploring. At one point, he scampers up the leg of a sleeping man, who awakens to find the rat staring him in the face.

The best part: The startled guy assuring the cameraman he’s fine.

Yeah, he may be OK with it, but I’m just a little grossed out. Yuck.

(Via Huffington Post)

The Walking Dead: Because you just can’t kill enough zombies

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AMC’s The Walking Dead may be the goriest show on TV, but that didn’t keep it from being nominated for a Golden Globe as the Best Dramatic Series. It’s brilliantly written, well-acted and creepier than anything ever created for the smaller screen.

Yeah, it’s quality TV, but the real secret to its success are its zombies, and the spectacular ways in which they are killed … again. Here’s a most excellent video showing every zombie death in the first, 6-episode season, compressed into 70 seconds. (Via Boing Boing)

Oh, and if you missed the series, you can read recaps of each episode here.

Consumer Reports: AT&T is the worst carrier

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Consumer Reports is out with its latest survey of cell phone service by its members, and AT&T is now ranked as the worst in the country.

In the 2009 survey, AT&T came in next-to-last nationally. This time it brings up the rear nationwide, as well as in every city in which Consumer Reports surveyed its readership. The magazine even calls out AT&T’s shortcomings on its cover with a snarky blurb:

Plus
Best & worst providers
(Sorry, AT&T)

Verizon comes in first in most of the cities and second  in the national results among the four major carriers.

Nationally, AT&T scored a “Worse” rating – the dreaded full-black dot – in every survey category except for texting, in which it gets a half-black dot. It had a reader score of 60, compared to 82 for U.S. Cellular.

In last year’s survey, the city-by-city rankings were for voice only, with data showing up only in the national rankings. This year, city surveys also have reports on data quality, which includes e-mail, Web and apps usage.

These results have got to sting for AT&T, which has spent billions of dollars in the last few years beefing up its network. As far as Consumer Reports’ readers go, they’re apparently seeing the company’s network get worse, not better.

In response to the Consumer Reports survey, an AT&T spokesperson e-mailed the following statement:

We take this seriously and we continually look for new ways to improve the customer experience. The fact is wireless customers have choices and a record number of them chose AT&T in the third quarter, significantly more than our competitors. Hard data from independent drive tests confirms AT&T has the nation’s fastest mobile broadband network with our nearest competitor 20 percent slower on average nationwide and our largest competitor 60 percent slower on average nationwide.  And, our dropped call rate is within 1/10 of a percent – the equivalent of just one call in a thousand – of the industry leader.

The independent drive tests to which the statement refers include this recent one, conducted by Global Wireless Solutions.

The January issue also ranks smartphones and traditional cell phones, sorted by carrier. At the top of the list for smartphones:

• Apple’s iPhone 4 and Samsung’s Captivate tie for first place at AT&T with 76 points

• Motorola’s Droid X and Samsung’s Fascinate tie for  tops at Verizon with 75 points

• Samsung’s Epic 4G for Sprint, with 76 points

• Samsung’s Vibrant for T-Mobile, 76 points

All but the iPhone 4 use Google’s Android operating system, and all of the Samsung phones that dominate the top rankings are part of that handset maker’s Galaxy S family.

The cellular carrier and handset stories are not yet up on the Consumer Reports website, but when it does appear, you’ll need a subscription see all the details online. I’m a subscriber to the print edition, and I received my copy Saturday.

Update: The original version of this entry included scans from the magazine of a chart showing the national rankings for wireless carriers. It has been removed at Consumer Reports’ request.

Gimme Shelter: The sum of the parts

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You’ve probably heard the 1969 Rolling Stones song “Gimme Shelter” a million times, right? It’s a staple of classic rock radio and considered one of the band’s best tunes.

Well, you haven’t really heard “Gimme Shelter” until you’ve heard it in pieces.

The site Dangerous Minds has found the various recorded tracks as YouTube videos and compiled them. There are five on the page, but you’ll want to start with the astonishing vocals by Mick Jagger and backup singer Merry Clayton.

Clayton, whose singing was impressive enough in the fully assembled version of the song, is staggering here.

The site also has individual tracks recorded by guitarist Keith Richards, bassist Bill Wyman and drummer Charlie Watts. There are two separate guitar tracks by Richards, including one that includes pianist Nicky Hopkins.

Abkco, which holds the copyright on the song, has been petitioning YouTube to remove the tracks, but it’s a game of whack-a-mole. Dangerous Minds has posted other copies as existing ones are removed.

If you’re a Stones fan or a musician, you owe it to yourself to spend some time listening to these tracks. You’ll never hear “Gimme Shelter” the same way again.