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Female passenger subjected to patdown after her sanitary napkin showed up on body scanner

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A woman reacts to a TSA agent while having her body scanned during the busiest travel weekend of the year at Denver International Airport, Wednesday, Nov. 24, 2010. (AP Photo/Barry Gutierrez)

There’s no doubt the TSA pat-downs are controversial. Detractors claim the touching is a violation of privacy and can, in some cases, border on sexual assault, while proponents say the pat downs are necessary to keep travelers safe(r).

While I am all for the searches — and/or the body scans — this story out of Europe is a bit much. A female passenger is accusing the TSA agents of assaulting her after she was ordered to be patted down because her reusable sanitary napkin showed up on the body scanner.

The woman — an Army vet — was, as one may expect, “humiliated” by her experience. She was further upset by the fact that the pat down brought back memories of a sexual assault.

She e-mailed GladRags, the makers of her flannel feminine product, to share her story and talked about how the TSA agent lingered in her groin area while fellow passengers, and a TSA agent-in-training looked on.

In the end, it seems the woman made it through security and was able to board the plane, but there is no guarantee this won’t happen again to other women. According to the story, sanitary supplies can be picked up by scanners and do register as unusual.

Prince William and Kate Middleton, engaged

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I may be one of the few who is not on Prince wedding watch. I never cared one way or another about Princess Diana and I am not emotionally invested in Prince William’s relationship.

Many, many, many people are, though. Speculation surrounding the relationship of Prince William and his long-time girlfriend Kate Middleton regularly graces the covers of many of the top celebrity magazines. And their rumored splits, reconciliations and engagement keep the tabloids busy and the world guessing what will happen to the most-watched couple in the UK.

For all of you watching and waiting and hoping that William would make Middleton his princess, it looks like the time is now.

According to this story the Prince and Middleton have been engaged for about a month after he asked for her hand while the two were in Kenya. The royals are looking at a spring/summer 2011 affair.

Jessica Simpson, engaged

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Jessica Simpson, the starlet known for remaining a virgin till marriage and for having a father who often offers commentary on her breasts, is engaged to Eric Johnson — a man she’s been dating for a whopping seven months.

Simpson and Johnson have at least one thing in common — they’re both divorced. Simpson married Nick Lachey, and announced their split on Thanksgiving weekend in 2005.

Lachey went on to have a seemingly successful relationship with Vanessa Minnillo, but Simpson was dumped by one man after another (John Mayer, Tony Romo, etc.).

Now, just days after it was announced that Lachey and Minnillo will marry, Simpson’s rep comes out and announces the singer is, in fact, engaged.

As one of my Facebook friends said, “I wonder if she’ll re-read her book “I Do: Achieving Your Dream Wedding” for tips.”

Marriage annulled after wife thinks about other men

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We’ve heard of emotional affairs, but how about intended affairs? Or, at the very least, thoughts of maybe, possibly intending to have an affair — complete with the specific man in mind?

An Italian woman was having oh-so-naughty thoughts about a man who wasn’t her husband, yet her husband was the man she shared her no-so-secret fantasies with. She didn’t act on her desire, but simply speaking her thoughts resulted in her ending up out on her keister with nary an ounce of alimony to her mentally cheating name.

Basically, the court determined her thoughts a violation of the law of marriage and rendered her unity kaput and denied her any compensation.

Her affair — of the mind — did her in. Apparently, those kinds of things are terribly taboo in Italy.

See the full story here.

Dating site caters to ugly people

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We’ve talked in the past about those dating sites that only accept beautiful people. You know, like Hot Enough, Diamond Lounge and Darwin Dating.

Many people find the elitist nature of these sites appalling, and they don’t want to be partnered up with someone who puts looks above everything else in a relationship. Let’s face it, looks are fleeting — and can disappear in a moment. Plus, not everyone posses a pleasant appearance. When it comes to what you see in the mirror, it’s really about what you were handed when that sperm and egg collided.

If you’re not the hottest broad or bud, and sites like Match.com are too general, there’s a website specifically for you.

TheUglyBugBall.com caters to the “aesthetically challenged” with a pitch line of “ugly people are a better calibre of human – pretty people generally aren’t very nice and tend to be a bit shallow.”

The site has apparently garnered some success since they’re boasting about its first engagement for ugly couple Tom Clifford and Janine Walker.

Unlike the “hot” sites, this one doesn’t require that you get voted in. If you think you’re ugly, that’s enough for them.

Interested in joining? Details are here.

Strange new hygiene trend has its skeptics

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There are days when even the most hygiene-conscious of the bunch skips a shower — whether we’re not feeling too hot, are busy or the power goes out. Thing is, days free of bathing are not the norm. Or, should I say, they weren’t. Things may be changing.

A recent story in the New York Times talked about a trend toward skipping showers — and deodorant. For awhile we’ve heard about how people are concerned about the potential health risks when using aluminum-containing anti-perspirants. Now they’re acting on that fear by skipping the odor-preventer all together

Water conservation and a desire to keep skin and hair from drying out, are also motivators, according to this story.

The sources the Times interviewed said they wipe lemon slices on their underarms in lieu of deodorant and take a washcloth to the oft-smelly parts, in favor of hopping in the shower for a full-body clean.

This is certainly a trend I won’t be following any time soon.

Town proposes miniskirt ban

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(AP Photo/Remy de la Mauviniere)

Could banning a piece of clothing restore morality to a tiny Italian town? That’s what the mayor of Castellammare di Stabia is claiming. Mayor Luigi Bobbio says a miniskirt ban would help “restore urban decorum and facilitate better civil co-existence,” according to the BBC.

With an attitude like that, it’s probably no surprise he also wants to abolish blasphemy (does anyone even use that word anymore?), sunbathing (all kinds, not just topless) and playing soccer on public grounds. Seriously.

He’s also not a fan of daisy dukes, cleavage or belly-barring tops, low-rise jeans and just about anything women — and men — would consider even remotely sexy.

And violating his so-called bans would result in much more than a slap on your exposed thigh. Offenders would be fined, and ordered to pay anywhere from $35 up to $700.

Cash like that could buy a whole lot of miniskirts.

Courteney Cox and David Arquette separating

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Looks like Courteney Cox will be on the prowl in Cougar Town — and not just when she’s playing Jules on the hit ABC show.

Cox and her husband, David Arquette have announced they’re splitting. Like most Hollywood couples, they’ve tossed out the cliches about remaining committed friends and responsible parents and loving each other deeply, and all that, but we all know that only Demi and Bruce can make that one work.

The two do have a close relationship (he’s a producer on her show). While they say they’ve been split for awhile, he Tweeted a picture from her C-Town dressing room as recently as last week.

The couple was married in 1999 and has a 6-year-old daughter, Coco.

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