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‘Fifty Shades’ author says story is her fantasy

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E.L. James wrote the Fifty Shades erotic trilogy. (Handout photo)

(Handout photo)

By Maggie Galehouse
Houston Chronicle

In May 2011, a small Australian press released an erotic e-book, with an agreement to print paperbacks on demand.

The title: “Fifty Shades of Grey.”

Penned by unknown British author E.L. James, the story featured a brilliant businessman and an impressionable young woman.

This couple was steamy – in explicit, handcuff-friendly ways.

Since then, millions of readers have validated James’ private fantasies (oh yes, the author owns up to it) by devouring that first book and the other two that make up her trilogy, “Fifty Shades Darker” and “Fifty Shades Freed.”

The lively Brit spoke with the Chronicle by phone from her London home.

Q: Your trilogy had humble beginnings as “Twilight” fan fiction that you posted on fanfiction.net. Ultimately, you reworked so much of the story that it assumed a life of its own. What is it about the “Fifty Shades” books that touched a cosmic nerve and lured tens of millions of readers?

A: I don’t know! I wrote them for me. They are my fantasies writ large, which seemed to be other people’s fantasies, too, which made me feel slightly better about the whole thing.

Q: With U.S. book sales for the trilogy at 30 million (in all formats), it’s not like you need to broaden your fan base. Why are you touring?

A: I’m wondering that myself. I think the real reason is just to say hi and thanks to everyone. And I get to see Seattle and Portland, where I’ve never been. The books are set there.

Q: What was your first inkling that the “Fifty Shades” trilogy was on its way to becoming a pop culture phenomenon?

A: I got an email on Dec. 13 of last year from one of the big talent agencies in Hollywood asking about film rights. I went, “What??!!” And then I got another call from Hollywood. And another. At that point the book was still only available in e-book and print on demand. It was difficult to get hold of. The poor Australian press didn’t really have a big distribution network. Then I got the big publishers sniffing around.

Q: In April, Vintage republished the trilogy on a large scale, bringing the saga of entrepreneur Christian Grey and college student Anastasia Steele to the world. Has time flown since then?

A: It feels like years and yesterday. I’m like a rabbit in headlights actually. We’re now into 44 or 46 languages. And we sold the film rights.

Q: Speaking of film rights, Twitter was aflutter earlier this month with rumors about the cast, floating names like Ryan Gosling and porn star James Deen for the role of Christian Grey. What can you tell us?

A: The movie rights were bought by Universal; Focus Features is the production company. We have two producers in place and we’re looking for a scriptwriter right now.

It’s too early to talk about casting. We’ve got to get a filmmaker on board first. I’m not even aware of a release date.

Q: Literary critics were tough on your books, labeling the writing poor and the content in poor taste. But you didn’t set out to write “War and Peace,” right?

A: No. I set out to write an erotic romantic tale. It’s about first love, about somebody very broken. I had read some BDSM (an acronym for a spectrum of sexual preferences including bondage, discipline, dominance/submission and sadomasochism) and thought, “That’s very hot,” and “What if you met someone who’s into that and you’re not?”

It’s a great story to read. I do think I can tell a story. I can put you in a room with two people and you know what they’re feeling.

Q: Some libraries refused to carry the books because of their steamy content. What do you make of that?

A: Well, that’s the thing. I can’t own anyone’s response. It’s their response and everyone’s response is totally valid.

Q: Before you became a best-selling author, you worked in television. What did you do?

A: I was the head of production for a small independent company that produced comedy shows for the BBC. I was in charge of budgeting and contracts and getting people to where they were supposed to be … So the world of TV and film is not new to me. I’m not fazed by it. Well, I’m fazed by it, but it’s not a mystery.

Q: You have two children. Have they read the books?

A: My kids are 17 and 15. They’re really proud of me and very supportive, but they do, as we say, take the piss out of me all the time. (A British expression meaning to tease.) Neither has read the books; I think that’s by mutual agreement. Maybe one day. Hopefully, when they’re older.

maggie.galehouse@chron.com

Woman discovers ex-boyfriend living in her attic

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ROCK HILL, S.C. — A Rock Hill woman who heard weird noises in her attic discovered an old boyfriend living in there. And he had just been released from jail.

The woman who asked not to be identified said she heard strange noises when she and her five children returned home Saturday. She says the noises increased early Sunday morning and she asked a nephew to check the attic.

He found a man sleeping in a heating unit.

The woman says she had broken off a relationship with the man years ago, though he had done some work on her home about a year ago.

The nephew says the man was able to look through air vents into the woman’s bedroom.

She says the man climbed out of the attic and walked away before police arrived.

– Associated Press

Drive along south Mississippi this morning

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These weather researchers at HurricaneTrack.com are driving on Highway 90 along the Mississippi coast this morning, as Hurricane Isaac is wreaking havoc on the Gulf coast.

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UN says no Texas invasion is in the works

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Remember this guy? Lubbock County Judge Tom Head, who said he wants to protect his baileywick bailiwick from U.N. troops after President Obama is re-elected?

Well, the U.N. has answered the charges, according to Reuters:

“It’s absolutely ridiculous,” said U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon’s spokesman, Martin Nesirky, when asked if the United Nations had any plans to invade Texas.

Head, who oversees emergency management for Lubbock, made his fears public on a local Fox News station last week:

“He (Obama) is going to try to hand over the sovereignty of the United States to the U.N. What’s going to happen when that happens? I’m thinking worst case scenario — civil unrest, civil disobedience, civil war maybe,” Head said.

“What’s going happen … if the public decides to do that? He’s going to send in U.N. troops, I don’t want them in Lubbock County. I’m going to stand in front of their armored personnel carriers and say ‘You’re not coming in here,’” he said.

Nurse plagued by up to 100 orgasms a day

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A nurse in New Jersey, who fell down some stairs 11 years ago, has been left with a medical condition in which she is constantly aroused, according to the Daily Mail.

Even the slightest pelvic movement – on a train, in a car, doing domestic chores – can trigger a climax, but the sheer volume has left her tired, in pain and unable to have a normal relationship.

(Kim) Ramsey, a nurse originally from Hitchin, Hertfordshire, suffers from Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD).

… ‘Other women wonder how to have an orgasm – I wonder how to stop mine,’ she told The Sun.

Re-enacting the Osama bin Laden raid

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The “platoon” at Sealed Mindset. (Facebook.com)

We have Civil War re-enactors, and Revolutionary War  re-enactors. Why not the “Battle of Abbottabad,” the U.S. Navy SEAL raid in which Al-Qaida’s No. 1 Osama bin Laden was killed?

They’re doing it, in of all places, New Hope, Minn., according to thedaily.com:

Sealed Mindset Firearms Studio, a shooting range that teaches self-defense with firearms, is offering a role-playing session where patrons can simulate a SEAL operation to “kill” their own bin Laden.

For $325, visitors join a “platoon” of eight people and spend two hours learning to shoot AR-15s before arming themselves with paintball guns and hunting down a fake bin Laden — one of the studio’s instructors, dressed up in a white robe and a fake beard.

Check out their Facebook page. Would you pay $325 to do this?

Turtle goes for unwanted balloon ride

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OCEANSIDE, Calif. — Humane Society officials in a Southern California city are trying to determine who duct-taped a turtle to a bunch of balloons and sent it soaring

Chanelle Wright told KGTV-TV Tuesday that she and her neighbors found the turtle taped to the green and blue balloons caught atop a eucalyptus tree in Oceanside on Sunday.

Wright said she called the Humane Society and Fire Department, who arrived about an hour later. Firefighters were about to rescue the turtle with a ladder truck when a gust of wind came and blew it to the ground.

Humane Society officials say they are keeping the turtle, which wasn’t hurt, while they investigate.

Wright says she was horrified by the animal abuse and plans to adopt the turtle if no one claims it.

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Information from: KGTV-TV

– Associated Press

Iowa lawmaker appears to echo Akin’s rape comments

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While Republican Senate candidate from Missouri, Rep. Todd Akin, is feeling serious heat from his own party after controversial remarks on rape last week, another Midwest Republican lawmaker appeared to commit a similar gaffe Monday.

Rep. Steve King of Iowa, in defense of Akin, said he supports the “No Taxpayer Funding for Abortion Act, ” which would ban federal funding of abortions except in cases of forcible rape, KMEG-TV in Iowa reported. As it stands, Medicaid also covers abortions for victims of statutory rape or incest, KMEG reported, for example, a 12 year old who gets pregnant.

Congressman King says he’s not aware of any young victims like that.

“Well I just haven’t heard of that being a circumstance that’s been brought to me in any personal way, and I’d be open to discussion about that subject matter,” he said.

CBS’ Political Hotsheet reported that King released a statement Tuesday suggesting his comments were taken out of context:

“I never said, nor do I believe, a woman, including minors, cannot get pregnant from rape, statutory rape or incest. Suggesting otherwise is ridiculous, shameful, disgusting and nothing but an attempt to falsely define who I am,” he said. “I have never heard of and categorically reject the so-called medical theory that launched this controversy.”

Akin renewed his vow to carry on with his embattled Senate campaign Tuesday, even as a key deadline loomed to withdraw from the race over his comments that women’s bodies can prevent pregnancies in cases of “legitimate rape.”

Akin, who has been frantically trying to salvage his once-promising bid against incumbent Democrat Claire McCaskill, insisted the uproar surrounding his remarks was an overreaction to misspeaking “one word in one sentence on one day.”

For the second time in two days, Akin went on the radio show hosted by former Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee to say he planned to stay in the race, despite constant urging from prominent members of his own party to step aside.

The uproar began Sunday, when St. Louis television station KTVI aired an interview in which Akin was asked if he would support abortions for women who have been raped.

“It seems to me, first of all, from what I understand from doctors, that’s really rare. If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down,” Akin said.

The comments drew a sharp rebuke from fellow Republicans, including presumptive presidential nominee Mitt Romney and his vice presidential choice, Rep. Paul Ryan, of Wisconsin.

– The Associated Press contributed to this report.