A sampling of Osama bin Laden tweets by comics, pundits, writers and others:
@toddlevin Todd Levin
Bin Laden was killed in a mansion?!? Must Be nice.
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@GhostOsama Osama Bin Laden
Well this sucks…I accidentally enabled location on my tweets.
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@KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
Note Fox News has switched to “Usama Bin Laden” presumably so they don’t get caught calling him “Obama Bin Laden” for a 2nd time tonight
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@KeithOlbermann Keith Olbermann
BTW all time highest-degree of difficulty #SportsCenter segue attempt: from “Bin Laden Dead” to “Highly anticipated Heat-Celtics Game 1″
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@AnnCoulter Ann Coulter
Due to cutbacks Osama, only 58 virgins available… we’re sorry for any inconvenience.
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@toddbarry Todd Barry
Not sure I should watch Bin Laden coverage on @CNN, or just wake up and read 900 page article in @nytimes
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@ChrisKattan Chris Kattan
Does this mean I can get all my shampoo bottles and box cutters back from TSA?
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@SteveMartinToGo Steve Martin
Slow news day.
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@charliesheen Charlie Sheen
Dead or Alive. WE PREFER DEAD! Well done SEAL team! AMERICA: #WINNING that’s how we roll…. c
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@JohnStamos John Stamos
“I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.” ~Mark Twain
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@JenKirkman Jen Kirkman
If I was Obama’s speechwriter I would have begged him to say, “Mission ACTUALLY accomplished.”
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@AndyKindler Andy Kindler
When I first saw the cheering crowds outside the White House, I thought Celebrity Apprentice had been canceled.
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@RealGilbert Gilbert Gottfried
I refuse to say anything that might seem insensitive about #Osama Bin Laden’s death so let me say my thoughts & prayers are with Al-Qaeda
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@ConanOBrien Conan O’Brien
Yesterday, we took care of one maniac with a beard. Today, Will Ferrell will take care of another. #Beardpocalypse
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@robdelaney Rob Delaney
This is a wonderful 9th birthday present for my “terror sex” baby, Trevor.
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@toddbarry Todd Barry
What’s the best version of the “Trump asking for Bin Laden death certificate” joke you’ve seen so far?
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@JenKirkman Jen Kirkman
Remember when McCain in the 2008 election said, “Folks, I know how to catch Bin Laden….” He must have just told Obama today.
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@toddlevin Todd Levin
FOX News: Bin Laden’s death “The fulfillment of George W Bush’s solemn promise to America.”
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@jimmykimmel Jimmy Kimmel
I really hope bin laden didn’t get reincarnated as one of Mariah Carey’s babies.
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@jdharm J.D. Harmeyer
Leave it to the people who run Mike Tyson’s app to put Bin Laden’s death in perspective. yfrog.com/gy5xvivoj
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@real_jackbauer Jack Bauer
You’re welcome, America.
