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Will Ferrell did the starting lineup introductions for Wednesday night’s Bulls-Hornets game in New Orleans, and, as you would expect, it was hilarious.

On 80s night — why “Don’t Stop Believing” is blaring in the background — Ferrell insulted the Bulls and showed love for the home team.

For Chicago’s Carlos Boozer, Ferrell said, “He still lives with his mother.”

For New Orleans’ Emeka Okafor of the Hornets, Ferrell announced: “6-(foot)-10, from Connecticut, where he majored in econ but minored in loooooove, Emeka Okafor.”

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Model Ioana Spangenberg uses corsets to make her look even thinner

A Romanian model who says she never diets has such a narrow midriff her figure resembles that of a Barbie Doll.

Thirty-year-old Ioana Spangenberg attributes her 32-20-32 measurements to genes, not counting calories. In fact, she laments that she can’t seem to put on the pounds, a complaint that probably won’t earn much sympathy from American women suffering through salads and low-fat everything.

It’s her tiny tummy, you see.

Sexy or not?

“No one seems to believe it, but every day I eat three big meals and I snack on chocolate and crisps all the time,” the 5-foot-7 model told the Sun. “I just have a small stomach. It’s a bit like having a natural gastric band — if I eat too much, I feel sick.”

Of course, having the waistline of a wasp has its benefits. She’s been able to achieve some success as an online model, enhancing her shape with corsets.

Even so, she says she would like to gain weight “so I don’t look so shocking.”

Let’s hope she can – because a thin waist is a terrible thing to mind.

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Have you heard the one about the Louis Vuitton condom?

Actually there are at least a hundred jokes on Twitter. So far. About the alleged condom on sale by the high-end French fashion house. However, mes amis, it is not an LV product. Even if it is priced at $68.

According to the site incrediblethings.com, “It was designed by Irakli Kiziria, who is not affiliated with the company, with hopes to launch the product on World Aids Day to benefit amfAr (The Foundation for AIDS Research).”

The official website appears to be offline. But Kiziria’s site, designprovocation.com, is still there, sans LV condom.

This item originally made the rounds last fall, but it’s trending on Twitter today.

Unfortunately.