$2.2 million fatwa on Terry Jones after Quran burning

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Dove World Outreach Center 'executes' the Quran.

Terry Jones, the Florida evangelical pastor who threatened to hold a Quran burning last Sept. 11 only to back down in the face of international outrage, finally went ahead and burned one.

And now there’s a 2.2-million-dollar price on his head.

Jones appointed himself “judge” and presided over a trial hearing evidence and testimony against Islam’s holy book. A “jury” found the book guilty of crimes against humanity; promoting terrorist acts; raping, torturing and killing people “whose only crime was not being of the Islamic faith.” Also, its treatment of women was found lacking.

Interestingly, lethal injection and electrocution, the two forms of capital punishment in Florida, were not offered to the convicted holy book. Instead, an online Facebook poll picked the sentence from these choices – burning, shredding, drowning or firing squad. Burning won.

Sentence was carried out by soaking the convicted in kerosene, placing it a metal tray and igniting it with a barbecue lighter. Thirty people witnessed the execution.

Jones’ kangaroo court stunt was obviously aimed at provoking a response, but the Council on American-Islamic Relations didn’t take the bait.

“Terry Jones had his 15 minutes of fame and we’re not going to help him get another few minutes,” said Spokesman Ibrahim Hooper.

Unfortunately, Pakistan did.

Pakistan flag burning

Pakistani Islamists respond to the Florida Quran burning with their own U.S. flag and pastor effigy barbecue.

President Asif Ali Zardari condemned the desecration of the Quran during his address to a joint sitting of parliament. The country’s Foreign Office in Islamabad called it a “despicable act.”

Pakistanis are already angry at the United States over the release last week of an American CIA employee who was arrested after he shot and killed two men who he says were trying to rob him.

Pakistan’s Jamaat-ud-Dawah, a banned Islamic organization and suspected terrorist group, announced a reward of 10 crore rupees (about $2.2 million) for anyone who kills the preacher.

Jones is probably pleased that at least the terrorists are taking him seriously.

US pastor supervises Quran burning, sparks outrage in Pak (Times of India)

Koran burned after Fla. church ‘trial’ (CBS News)

Categories: General

Tiger Woods’ rumored new girlfriend was arrested for DUI

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The biggest soap opera of 2009-10 has a new episode. An obscure DUI arrest last October in Florida is getting attention now that Alyse Lahti Johnston is rumored to be Tiger Woods’ new girlfriend.

Terez Owens Online broke the story about Woods’ supposed new girlfriend over the weekend, saying the couple had been dating for several months and were recently spotted together on his yacht. Radar Online called Alyse “a stunning blonde (who) is a dead ringer for Woods’ ex-wife Elin Nordegren. At just 22, she is 13 years younger than the golfing superstar.”

Radar Online says she is a recent Ohio State graduate, aspiring pro golfer the stepdaughter of Alastair Johnston, a board member with the sports management firm IMG. It has photos in which she looks a lot more attractive than in her mug shot, though not exactly like Nordegren, who lives in a nearby mansion with the couple’s two children.

The story took on a new cast when reporters dug up Lahti’s arrest on DUI charges last October. According to the Orlando Sentinel, her 2006 Infiniti G35X rear-ended a truck on Interstate 4, causing it to overturn:

During a roadside test an officer asked Lahti to rate her sobriety on a scale of zero to 10, with zero being sober and 10 being impaired. Her response: “(Expletive) 10.”

Later, Lahti’s blood-alcohol concentration was measured at .21, nearly three-times the legal limit to drive, according to the arrest affidavit.

Anyone in her life know anything about rehab?

Categories: General

Is Fairfield County one of the ‘drunkest’ in America?

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Is lower Fairfield County one of the “drunkest” metropolitan areas in America?

The website Mainstreet.com has ranked U.S. cities according to their admitted rates of binge drinking in a 2009 Centers for Disease Control survey and the Stamford-Bridgeport metro area comes in at number 7 — just under Milwaukee, the beer capital of America.

Places like Fargo, N.D. and Bozeman, Mont. dominate the top of the list, which makes a little more sense than Connecticut, where our entertainment options are slightly more diverse.

Given our puritan roots and a legislature that can’t manage to ease the state’s blue laws limiting alcohol sales on Sundays, do we deserve this dubious distinction?

MainStreet.com:

As one of the wealthiest states in the country, people in Connecticut may be able to afford a few extra drinks now and then, but that doesn’t mean they should. The residents of Stamford had a wake-up call earlier this year when it was discovered that a group of high school freshmen were found to be binge drinking, leading to at least once case of alcohol poisoning.

Heavy Drinkers: 7.2% of the population

Binge Drinkers: 21.5% of the population

(read more)

MainStreet’s full list:

1. Hilo, Hawaii

2. Kapaa, Hawaii

3. Fargo, N.D.

4. Butte-Silver Bow, Mont.

5. Bozeman, Mont.

6. Milwaukee, Wisc.

7. Bridgeport-Stamford, Conn.

8. Hilton Head Island, S.C.

9. San Francisco, Calif.

10. Wilmington, N.C.

Categories: General

Mike Tyson hates Angry Birds, hipsters

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If you were ever curious about Mike Tyson’s opinion on the hit iPad app, Angry Birds, this is the video you’ve been waiting for.

The former boxer and bird lover expresses his displeasure for the game in a video promoting his cable television show about pigeon racing on Animal Planet (wait, what?) apparently he doesn’t like it.

Categories: General

Glenn Beck calls Japan quake ‘a message from God’

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A day after the devastating earthquake and tsunami in Japan, Cappie Pondexter, shooting guard and noted theologian of the WNBA’s New York Liberty, tweeted that the disaster was divine payback:

“What if God was tired of the way they treated their own people in there own country!” and “They did pearl harbor so u can’t expect anything less.”

Pondexter later apologized, saying “I didn’t realize that my words could be interpreted in the manner which they were,” implying that there’s another interpretation that everyone missed.

Pondexter could take a few pointers from Glenn Beck on how to couch religious wackery in vague statements that almost sound reasonable.

Speaking on his radio show Monday, Beck said the earthquake/tsunami was a “message from God.” Just a message, mind you, not punishment for transgressions.

“I’m not saying God is, you know, causing earthquakes – well, I’m not not saying that either,” said Beck, covering all the bases.

“But I’ll tell you this … There’s a message being sent. And that is, ‘Hey you know that stuff we’re doing? Not really working out real well. Maybe we should stop doing some of it. I’m just saying.”

Cappie Pondexter

Cappie Pondexter is sorry about her insensitive tweets

“The answer is, buckle up!” Beck says. “Because it’s going to be a bumpy ride.”

So the message from God is wear your seat belt?

“Make sure you keep your arms and legs arm inside the car at all times because things are going to get bumpy.”

Oh, and also follow the Ten Commandments … “because the things we are doing really suck, and they’re not getting better.”

Got that people? Stop doing things that suck or God is going to keep sending messages via plate tectonics.

Categories: General

2011 NCAA bracket: Picking by famous alumni

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College alumni love to spend March bragging about our teams in the NCAA basketball tournament. The rest of the year, we casually drop the names of our school’s most famous alumni and pretend we knew them back in freshman dorm. So this year, instead of wasting my time for hours with my annual hopeless bracket, I decided to combine the two forms of college pride.

Ashley Judd gets her Kentucky Wildcats into the Final Four. (Getty Images, 2010)

For each of the 68 schools in the 2011 men’s tournament, I picked a famous former student. Athletes were mostly excluded, except for UCLA’s Jackie Robinson, to get a better flavor for the types of people who attend each school. In the five or six cases in which I hadn’t heard of any of the notable alumni listed in Wikipedia or on the college’s website, I took one who held a big-time job. Then I slotted them into the actual bracket, and made my selections on the totally subjective criteria of fame, accomplishments and/or coolness.

TV experts would come down on me for making the Southwest region by far the toughest — on the first weekend, Georgetown (Bill Clinton) faces a showdown with Purdue (Neil Armstrong). And how about that second-round catfight in the East — Princeton (Michele Obama, the little sister of a former Tigers’ hoops star) against Kentucky (Ashley Judd)? Even Dick Vitale has a hard time picking that one, baby!

Every NCAA tournament needs a controversy. Ours came when Ohio State tried to recruit Philip Roth away from Bucknell because his famous first novel “Goodbye Columbus” used Buckeye basketball as a metaphor for the fleeting nature of youth, or something like that. Bucknell, however, won the appeal. As a penalty, Ohio State will have to sit out the first five games next season, but in line with typical NCAA discipline, they’ll be back in plenty of time for the postseason.

Martin Luther King takes home the winner’s prize for Boston University. (Library of Congress via NYWTS)

Eventually, I got down to a Final Four of Kentucky (Judd), Bucknell (Roth), Belmont (Minnie Pearl, from back when it was Nashville’s fashionable ladies’ school) and Boston University, where Martin Luther King Jr. was a graduate theology student. Judd gets extra credit for being a huge Kentucky basketball fan, and will push her Wildcats to the final. Still, I pick Boston University, the lowly No. 16 seed in the Southwest, to prevail. Seems that at the buzzer, Dr. King will make a dream shot.

The Field:

Southwest: Kansas (Clyde Tombaugh), Boston Univ. (Martin Luther King Jr.), UNLV (Jimmy Kimmel), Illinois (Roger Ebert), Vanderbilt (Al Gore), Richmond (Paul Duke), Louisville (Sue Grafton), Morehead State (Chuck Woolery), Georgetown (Bill Clinton), USC (Frank Gehry), VCU (Tom Robbins), Purdue (Neil Armstrong), St. Peter’s (Will Durant), Texas A&M (Rick Perry), Florida State (Nancy Kulp), Notre Dame (Regis Philbin), Akron (Alice Batchelder).

Southeast: Pittsburgh (Michael Chabon), UNC Asheville (Topper Shutt), Arkansas-Little Rock (Andree Layton Roaf), Butler (David Starr Jordan), Old Dominion (Jay Harris), Kansas State (Kirstie Alley), Utah State (Harry Reid), Wisconsin (Carol Bartz), Belmont (Minnie Pearl), St. John’s (Bob Sheppard), Gonzaga (Bing Crosby), BYU (Mitt Romney), Wofford (William Henry Willimon), UCLA (Jackie Robinson), Michigan State (Richard Ford). UC-Santa Barbara (Jack Johnson), Florida (Michael Connelly).

East: Ohio State (R.L. Stine), UT-San Antonio (Miguel Jose Yacaman), Alabama State (Erskine Hawkins), George Mason (Karl Rove), Villanova (Jim Croce), West Virginia (John Chambers), UAB (Regina Benjamin), Clemson (Strom Thurmond), Kentucky (Ashley Judd), Princeton (Michele Obama), Xavier (John Boehner), Marquette (Kevin Farley), Syracuse (Al Davis), Indiana State (Birch Bayh), Washington (Chet Huntley), Georgia (Michael Stipe), North Carolina (Thomas Wolfe), Long Island (Terry Semel).

West: Duke (Richard Nixon), Hampton (Booker T. Washington), Michigan (Larry Page), Tennessee (Cormac McCarthy), Arizona (Linda McCartney), Memphis (Fred Thompson), Texas (Walter Cronkite), Oakland (David Hasselhoff), Cincinnati (Al Hirt), Missouri (Sheryl Crow), Connecticut (Ann Beattie), Bucknell (Philip Roth), Temple (Bill Cosby), Penn State (Valerie Plame), San Diego State (Kathleen Kennedy), Northern Colorado (Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger).

A new method to fill out the bracket–it has about the same chance of winning as my old way.

Categories: General, Sports

Woman sues ex-fiancé for cheating during bachelor party

Bachelor (and bachelorette) parties aren’t my thing. This probably isn’t terribly surprising, if you read with any regularity.

I’m just not a fan of the craziness that often comes with these drunk fests. Plus, personally, that intense “everyone is here for you” focus is really something I want no part of (I had to be coaxed and convinced to even have a shower).

While many people behave themselves at bachelor parties, oftentimes these fetes just get out of control. Friends get excited and caught up in the moment and the groom goes right along with it. Suddenly, a lap dance turns into getting a number which turns into “let’s meet … wherever.”

Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not one of those woman who has ever “prohibited” a boyfriend from going to a bachelor party (unlike some women I know), and I actually helped R with some of the logistics/details for his (it’s out of town), but I am realistic that, depending on the players involved, things can go in an unsavory direction.

That was the case with Chicago’s Robert Leighton. Last summer he went on a Vegas bash, hit up a club, met a woman and allegedly brought her back to his room for a little fun.

Living by “what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas,” the groom-to-be acted like all was peachy keen upon his return. His nosy fiancée, Lauren Serafin, apparently thought something was up because she searched through his phone and found text messages from the other woman.

She confronted him, he said they only made out, she was convinced it was something more. He soon admitted he didn’t really want to marry her. The wedding was a month away. Yes, one month.

Angry and out of a lot of money Serafin is now suing Leighton for right around $62,000 — the nonrefundable amount that had been spent on their nuptials.

All the gritty details, as well as photos of the couple, are here.

Categories: Viral

‘Friday’ by Rebecca Black: Worst song and video ever?

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Music videos don’t have to be good to go viral on the Web — in fact, they can be so bad that you can’t help but stare slack-jawed at 3:48 of pure sh– um, shenanigans.

Case in point: The new video for “Friday” by Rebecca Black, which exploded over the weekend as people found what may be the ultimate combination of horrible lyrics, horrible songwriting, horrible auto-tuning (apparently to hide horrible singing), horrible cameo (who is that?), horrible visual effects, horrible dancing and horrible horribleness. It’s so horrible, people are wondering whether the production is real or if it’s an elaborate joke.

According to reports — because I’d never heard of Rebecca Black or Ark Music Factory before this fateful day — the 13-year-old is the first singer to emerge from a new Hollywood-based online network and record label that is aiming to pump out tween pop. A noble and exciting cause, I’m sure, for aspiring young artists, but man … just check out the video below.

 

Update: No one really seems to know who the rapper is. Many bloggers thought it was Usher. Any ideas?

The video — released on Friday, of course — tallied more than 2 million views on YouTube over the weekend. Most of those, it seems, were people just interested in viewing an absolute train wreck.

Then again, views are views, whether they’re for good reasons or bad. Black has gone viral regardless. Which is great for a hopeful teenager with dreams of making it big in music. Good for her.

But the unforgiving online masses haven’t been as minimally sympathetic as my previous paragraph. As is expected these days, Black’s song and video inspired scores of parody videos. Some of the best are posted below. And Twitter — oh man, there’s some brutal stuff under the #RebeccaBlack hashtag, which was trending all weekend.

Categories: Video, Viral