We know Texas is serious about its high school football.
We know Texas is without peer when it comes to cultivating rabid high school football fanatics.
But this guy… he is the No. 1 fan.
In a raging soliloquy on a level unseen since the late, great Macho Man Randy Savage was in his heyday, divalover159 gives this impassioned shoutout to the Knox City (pop. 1,200) Greyhounds on the eve of their first scrimmage of the 2011 season.
They’re the most dominant physical force their district today, in high school football today, in Texas football today.
They’re goin’ all the way to the state championship.
Did we mention it’s a 6-man football outfit?
This is the greatest high school football fan ever.
Somebody get Tosh on this.