10. The town has four exits on I-95.
9. The dump has a book exchange.
8. Low taxes uber alles.
7. Rummage Room in OG where I buy my suits.
6. Best ice cream at Longfords.
5. Only racial profiling is in the police dept itself.
4. No difference between the Democrats and Republicans – just vote for whomever and you get the same results.
3. Mooring my boat next to the Giffords.
2. City Limits Diner (oops that’s in Stamford).
1. Stepford school board (our schools are really good, so stop being so negative).
Hey Lincoln, what about OGYC? That’s gotta be in there someplace!
Comment by John Ehlers — July 28th, 2009 @ 2:38 pm