Check out this pair of stories our newspapers carried over the weekend about the Urban Transitway, a high profile, mostly-federally-funded infrastructure project in Stamford.
http://www.stamfordadvocate.com/news/article/Officials-Transitway-work-was-a-bumpy-road-637791.php
These reports pretty much have it all. Federal money. An allegedly corrupt contractor. State Attorney General/Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Dick Blumenthal. The guy he wants to replace – retiring Democratic U.S. Senator Chris Dodd. Former Stamford Mayor/Democratic gubernatorial candidate Dannel Malloy. And the state Department of Transportation.
The only thing we couldn’t figure out how to wrap into the stories is sex. Sorry.
You might have the makings of a stand up comedian, or at least a writer.