Get your official Presidential Debate Drinking Game Here

As you gather round your screen of choice to watch Tuesday’s Second Presidential Debate, here’s our Presidential Drinking Game to keep your mood bright as the discussion of the Medicare donut hole and drones on and you’re drowning in a tidal wave of seemingly random numbers.

Slug back a hit of your favorite beverage every time you hear mention of the word:

“47 percent”
Benghazi
“$716 billion”
Bibi
immigration reform (four shots)
“Are you better off?”
Osama bin Laden (two shots if Romney mentions)
Osama bin Laden (four shots if Obama DOESN’T mention)
pre-existing conditions
$5 trillion
Pizza Hut (They’re offering a prize for a shout-out during a question)
Obamacare
Bain
“death panels”
Solyndra
Tesla
gay/lesbian ANYTHING
crony capitalism
climate change (three shots if mentioned by Romney)
Twitter
Middle class
oil companies
“Clean coal”
12 million new jobs
Social Security
donut hole
“reach across the aisle”
Massachusetts
mandate
“environment”

Joe Garofoli