Donald Trump’s Dr. Evil “blockbuster” — a $5 million hostage offer? (VIDEO)

We knew it would be wild, but not this wild. So after all the hyperventilating buildup, mega-business guy Donald Trump is actually playing “Dr. Evil” in his much-trumpeted October surprise announcement made today.

He’s offering “$5 millllll-ion dollars” to charity for Barack Obama’s college enrollment and passport applications. We kid you not.

This one is such a laugh that we’ll say it if Trump won’t.

“You’re fired!”

Take a look:

Looks Trump has been channelling these classic scenes from “Austin Powers” — and we can’t blame him. Time to ramp it up to “one billion, gazillion dollars,” Donald: