You gotta hand it to the Wakeman Town Farm folks. They know how to make something as basic as a pancake breakfast sound special.
The promotional material for that 2nd annual event — next Sunday (October 14), 9 a.m. to noon — includes these suggestions:
Before the game, after worship, instead of the diner!
And this zinger:
You gotta eat breakfast, right? Bring the kids. Bring your mother-in-law. Bring the whole team!
Then again, when you realize the abbreviation for your name is “WTF,” you just have to go with the flow. Right?