Y’all, I’ve been having great carma lately. Carma is when good things happen to you that are car related.
Don’t you just love a good pun?
Anyway, I want to talk about this. It all started last week when I decided to register my poor old SUV that’s been sitting, lonely, in the garage, with a broken heart (dead battery). I called State Farm to insure it and my monthly payment is absurdly low.
Love you, State Farm.
Then I scored a free tank of gas. That rocked.
Then I had a long laundry list of really bizarre and annoying issues with Enterprise over a rental from a couple weeks ago. I took to Twitter and now I’ve been very satisfyingly compensated for my efforts.
Then today, I found out I scored a perfect score on an online mystery shop through my store. I never scored “100″ on anything in school, and the SAT’s? Forget it.
It just goes to show, school doesn’t matter. (Earmuffs, kids.)
Way to go, me!
I’m totally not gloating at all. If you think I am, then you should remind yourself that I’ve obviously done a ton of angelic deeds to earn such excellent carma and you should aspire to be like me.
Just kidding. Let’s just hope I don’t jinx myself here. (Knock wood.)
Until next time, happy carma to you, too!