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Pan-Dog Walking

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Canine cool meets badass bandit

Is today Thursday?  Or Friday?  Wait —it’s Wednesday?  Really?  Hard to tell the difference during our shelter-at-home sabbatical.  You just have to find your own ways to add a little spice to your days.  Carol, for example, tripped over an empty suitcase in our bedroom, crashed to the floor, and fractured her left

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Nobody moves, nobody gets hurt

shoulder plus her right knee.  Now she gets to hobble around the house in a high-tech knee stabilizer and a sling.  So that’s a little different.

Me?  I’ve opted for a slightly less cataclysmic option for my kicks:  Every day I switch up my pandemic wear.  Face mask-wise, I’ve got my red cowboy bandana — which I borrowed from Kemba, of course.  I’ve got my jaunty dollar-signs mask, a handmade gift from one of my writing students.  Then there’s my blue-and-white patriotic look.  And, of course there’s the basic hospital-style face cover-up.  Also, let’s

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“Give me liberty” look

not overlook the latex gloves part of my ensemble:  I have them in white, blue, and purple.  By varying the masks and the gloves, the combinations are endless.

The preventive gear, I’ll admit does throw a monkey wrench into my dog-

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Scrubs

walking routine.  Dog owners:  After your pet has pulled over to do business, and you’ve fished a poop bag out of your pocket, what’s the very next thing you do?  I guarantee you wet your fingers on your tongue so you can open up the plastic bag.  Not so easy when your mouth is covered with a mask, now, is it?  And then the actual pick-up?  Not so easy with those gloves on, is it?  Then there’s the matter of sociability.  This morning at

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The well-dressed dog walker’s pandemic wardrobe

Southport Harbor — Kemba tells me he only enjoys our walks if we go to

scenic spots — a fellow dog owner looked at Kemba and said, “What a beauty!”  In response, I gave her a huge grin.  Which, I then realized, she couldn’t see.

So what do you do to brighten up your routine?  Send me those comments!  And are we sure today is Wednesday?

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Hank Herman