It just takes a smidgen!

Might not be a spring (a supahring?) afternoon in the park, but life imitates Tom Lehrer anyway:

TEXARKANA, Texas (AP) — Poisoned pigeons began nose-diving into pavement and dying on downtown sidewalks, marring the city’s annual festival.

Maybe they can do in a squirrel or two next.

Hockey content, if this ever appears: Jeff Hamilton is in camp with the Blackhawks on a tryout.

Michael Fornabaio