Might not be a spring (a supahring?) afternoon in the park, but life imitates Tom Lehrer anyway:
TEXARKANA, Texas (AP) — Poisoned pigeons began nose-diving into pavement and dying on downtown sidewalks, marring the city’s annual festival.
Maybe they can do in a squirrel or two next.
Hockey content, if this ever appears: Jeff Hamilton is in camp with the Blackhawks on a tryout.