Coincide? Why, is it raining?*

Bridgeport somehow got injected into the speculation on this outdoor-game idea. Old jokes about Kennedy Stadium aside, I cannot see it. In the slightest. Ever. You know how cold it’d be at a game like this? It’d have to be colder somewhere else, if you know what I mean. Don’t bet on it, is what I’m saying.

Not here.

More on Barrett Heisten. Ouch.

Springfield is threatening relocation to kick off a season-ticket drive. Where’s Joel Schiavone when you need him?

*-Blame that one on my high school math teacher. Mr. Hall was the best.

Michael Fornabaio